I just got a mailing from the alumni office at my old University. I got both my undergrad & grad degrees there. According to the mailing, I’m a Brazilian secretary who is married, single, divorced, separated and widowed, and who began having kids the same year I was born! I didn’t know that was even medically possible.
Also, I was part of both a fraternity and sorority and lettered in swimming, plus got a degree in engineering, archaeology, spanish, and all four of my children attended this university, plus UT-Austin and Webster. Damn. I’d better update my resume. I had no idea I was smart and prolific. 
