Time Travel Stock Broker?

A New York Stock Broker Claims to have come from the year 2256, and with an investment of 800 dollars, churns out a portfolio, worth 300 million!Then gets arrested for insider trading, with over 100 high risk trades. All of them proved to be winners, this is more than pure luck, it’s too accurate’

Andrew Carlssin has no records prior to the month of december 2002.He refuses to reveal the location of where his ‘time craft’ is due to it falling in the wrong hands if he does so.

WEEKLY World News will keep updates as soon as it has more information.
It was on Yahoo, I thought it was hillarious!

Weekly World News, the same people that brought us “Bat Boy”.

This will have been an urban legend. Snopes used to have had an article about it next week.

His first mistake was using 8 $100 bills with the 3-D holographic portrait of President Gardjoon (2160-2168) on them.

Zev Steinhardt

Why would that have been a problem? The 35th amendment states that citizens are allowed to use money that hasn’t been created yet.

True, but the 35th Ammendment hadn’t been ratified as of 2002. But the Supreme Court (under Chief Justice John Marshall [clone #4]) ruled that no one can apply constitutional ammendments to any situation before they were ratified.

Zev Steinhardt

Lol I thought the prez was a space monkey?

That’s the current prez, Ryan.

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