Times are tough for Mark Hamill -

You’ve got to think of The Daily Mail as a sort of bizarro newspaper. If they says its true, it probably isn’t

Tar Wars: The Lucky Strikes Back

I refuse to believe this isn’t connected to a role in some way. If it’s real I’ll eat my Star Wars underoos.

First comment on the article: These are not the butts you’re looking for. . .:smiley:

Hamill should replace Stephen Dorff as the celebrity spokesperson for Blu e-cigarettes. Think of the light saber tie in they could do.

The fact that he owns that car and quite a bit of Luke Skywalker memorabilia (including some of Luke’s costumes) would imply he’s not too bad off to afford his own pack of smokes. That’s just nasty right there.

Slave Leia in Return of the Jedi. :slight_smile:

So, just the fact that she’s half naked and restrained is enough to compensate for her awkwardness and lack of chemistry? Huh. All these years spent in the gym, smearing on lipstick, and flirting: wasted. Shoulda shucked and lashed myself to a post.

It is the obvious approach. It’s a major category in fiction of all sorts, starting with fairy tales for the youngest. Men will do anything to save the damsel in distress and win her heart.

'Course, then she sometimes turns out to be their sister. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

You have to sleep sometime, and we will find you. :dubious:

On top of that, he’s made quite a career out of doing voice over work. His IMDB page shows 7 entries for 2013 and 9 from 2012 (both voice over and lice action roles), so it’s not like he’s been hurting for work. Of course, having work doesn’t necessarily mean you have money – just ask Nick Cage, but I if I recall correctly, Hamill has been pretty smart with his money over the years.

With the tagline:

He defeated Emperor Palpatine; can he do the same with Emperor Nicotine?

Exactly my thoughts. Where’s the picture of the food wrappers being thrown on the ground?

Yes. You can see it in his right hand.

So he’s a Butt Bandit?

If the captions to the photos are accurate, my guess is he’s sneaking smokes and fast food.

He’s hiding it from a trainer, or his family, or something. Littering the fast food trash was classless (but I notice there’s no pic of that), but he had to get rid of it before going home. I don’t know why he couldn’t find some public trash can.

I was only referring to the linked picture in the Daily Mail article. I haven’t seen any of the movies since Empire Strikes Back came out.

A rump wrangler? :eek:

A poster on another site suggested that maybe he had lit up before going into the restaurant, and was just retrieving his own partially-smoked cigarette. I’ve never seen a smoker do that though…

Once again, he’s depositing a butt; you can see it in his right hand before he lifts the lid.

And there’s no photographic evidence of him littering, unless you call the cigarette but littering (which it is) but every damned smoker does that.

I call major bullshit on the story.

What, the Daily Mail is making something up? But they’re such paragons of journalistic ethics! This must just be a momentary lapse on the part of a lone bad apple.