I have a Christmas tree that I need to put in it’s stand, but, I need a hand saw!! Men normally have those…I don’t!
I mean, I have the usual hammer, screw drivers, screws, nails, [sub]the screws and nails are in my doo-dad tin[/sub] and other assorted goodies. Oh yeah…I do have a shovel…but, I don’t have the other essential “tools”.
Oh, I need a man with tools!!!
On a more sentimental kick…it would be nice to have someone to share the moment with!! *[sub]I am not gonna get depressed…I’m not gonna get depressed *[/sub]
I finally remembered to “click on” the Show Signatures option and it didn’t work!!!
And then I remembered…
There was a thread or two that discussed the fact it didn’t work on the first post! Oh well!! ::rolleyes:: [sub]Oh, I think I like my rolling eyes smiley w/ the bald head and earrings!![/sub]
Ladies, STOP THE INSANITY, you can have tools. Sheesh.
I have a power drill, 2 squares, a 6 foot level, a 3 foot level, a hand saw (yes I do,) a full kit with socket thingies, power screwdriver along with various other screw drivers, etc…
I wouldn’t mind a plumbing wrench though. You never know when you might need one.
Placing bets on when Esprix sees the thread title and shows up in here? I’m giving 2:1 on “within the hour.”
Tonight I’m in my apartment studying. [sub]OK, OK, fine, I was taking a 10 minute break and playing that damn online golf game I saw in another thread, but I was really close to finishing up and getting back to studying.[/sub] when I heard a knock on my door. I wasn’t expecting anyone though. I open the door and it’s the really-cute-Indian-girl-from-upstairs[sup]TM[/sup]. She’s with her mom and they desperately need my help. See, they bought a table from someplace, probably Home Depot, and had it loaded in the car. They got it home, took it out of the car, and it was WAY heavier than they thought. So they needed someone to help get it back in the car for them.
They were just going to have me lift it back into the car and then they’d call some of her friends to take it up to her apartment. I lifted it up to put it in the car and realized it wasn’t that heavy, so I offered to save them a step and took it upstairs for them.
She’s eternally grateful and everyone’s happy. She’s also boyfriended, naturally. Not that I did this to score points or anything, but, well, you know…
Anyway, I don’t have tools, but I guess my arms work just fine.
I thought at first techchick said she wanted a plumbing wench. I’ll admit I was intrigued by the idea, but it seemed incongruous with the list that followed.
I get strange looks from my guy when I say I want one of those little sander things for Christmas (you know, the ones that they advertise on tv - they sand into really small places, cut off nails, etc.). I’m not sure if he’s looking at me with bridled passion, or just thinking I’m strange. Oh well, he’s known for a long time that I’m not like the other girls. ::D:
1–respect me
2–be intelligent
3–snuggle, cuddle, and just in general be VERY naughty with
4–pamper me even sillier than I already am
5–father and help raise any kids I want to have
6–lift heavy things
7–take out the trash
8–clean up the house
9–do the laundry
10–cook dinner
11–fix things that break
12–protect me from harm
13–explain what goes on in men’s minds
I couldn’t remember what the thingies are called that snap into the socket wrench, half are metric and half are US. I know that much…I am still all woman silly.
Well thats me out,
8 I can’t do as well as other people
but I tried anyway, but Tammy never Never
cristicised me for it, she accepted
what I could do and helped me with the rest.
But 13, is impossible for me because
I don’t understand the Bob Normal way
of thinking.
I did these things for Tammy when she
was still living, as her handicap
limited her more than mine does.
1,2,5,6,7,8,9, I do anyway,
10 is my fave because she really Loved
spaghetti so I made her that alot
with fresh mushrooms.
11 is my job, although I wish I
were working again, dam employers
all just have their heads up their butts
these days, they don’t know a
good honest hard working boy when they see one,
but I fix vcrs and tv’s and computers
at home anyway because its fun to fix
things anyway.
12 is simple when you know how to
make laser weapons.
And 3 she usually asked of me
anyway so I knew when she wanted
to smooch, (having a heatstroke
can really make you a poor guesser
and at times it makes you clueless.)
As long as I don’t have to watch boring football
or drink yucky beer I should be ok.
