David Siegel, CEO of timeshare company Westgate Resorts sent a lot a letter to his employees yesterday warning them of the apparent dangers of re-electing Obama.
A few choice bits:
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There’s also this gem:
A bit ironic coming from a guy who makes his living selling people property (or rather “property”) they don’t need at inflated prices and usually saddling them with a heap of debt in the process. Believe me I know, because I got suckered into one of his company’s timeshare presentations years ago. Fortunately, I didn’t buy anything, but when I kept insisting I couldn’t afford what they were selling, they kept suggesting various payment plans. We left with a certificate for a few free nights at some nearby hotel, but it wasn’t worth the headache.
Anyway, now that I think about it, I kind of wish he’d close up shop. It’d mean fewer timeshare assholes bugging me while I’m on vacation.
I like how he opens his letter with “The current administration and members of the press have perpetuated an environment that casts employers against employees” and then threatens to fire his employees. Because nothing brings employers and employees together like threats.
“Mr Siegel, Sir, me and the lads just wanted to make sure we understood you. Are you saying that if Barack Obama is re-elected, we’ll all lose our jobs?”
“That’s right. I’ll have no choice.”
“But if Mitt Romney is elected President we’ll get to keep our jobs?”
“No, I’ll fire all of you anyway. But then it’ll be for the profits not because I have to.”
If you really want to confirm your suspicion that this guy is an asshole, see this year’s documentary The Queen of Versailles. It’s ostensibly about the freakishly large house (the largest single residence in America) that Siegel and his wife were building before his timeshare empire collapsed, but there are plenty of other opportunities for ridicule. His cretin son even brags about getting the customers (whom he calls “mooches,” for real) to pay more than they can afford for shitty timeshare deals.
I recall reading that in the 1896 election, a lot of factory owners were telling their workers that if William Jennings Bryan should beat William McKinley, they needn’t bother showing up for work the next day. Plus ca change . . .
He admitted to Gawker that he copied the chain letter. He said, “I did use the letter that had circulated before as a guideline, but I changed it [to fit my circumstances].”