Sounds like the ideal application for the scientific method:
Form a hypothesis. In this case, “Do I have magic splooge.”
Perform scientific experiment. Receive fellatio from ten test subjects who ingest the semen and see if they experience a “tingly, energetic” sensation. Then receive fallatio from another ten subjects who do not consume the semen to make sure they do not experience a “tingly, energetic” sensation.
Write up a scientific paper detailing how you convinced your girlfriend to let you receive hummers from 10 other women.
Hmm…most scientific studies with humans require a larger sample size than that to be valid. Darn, I guess he’ll have to find, oh, maybe 100 volunteers. Also, once you have the paper written, one wonders where to publish: Science or Penthouse?
Joking aside, I’m gonna give a shot-in-the-dark (bad pun, sorry) guess of what could be happening: Semen contains a high concentrations of prostaglandins, a family of hormones, some of which are known to induce smooth muscle contractions. It could well be that your semen is unusually high in prostaglandins or your mate is especially sensitive to the biological action of these hormones. As to why she feels the sensation in the lower back? Well, your bowels are lined with smooth muscle, so maybe what she’s feeling is the tensing and relaxing of her lower intestine in response to the prostaglandin in her system. (I can’t explain why the prostaglandins wouldn’t have this effect elsewhere there’s smooth muscle) At the risk of making a rude suggestion, maybe you could, for the sake of science, convince your girlfriend to take a deposit from the other end of the alimentary canal and see if the sensation is more pronounced.
-stochastic,
not an M.D., but a Ph.D. who knows just enough to be dangerous
Joking aside, I’m gonna give a shot-in-the-dark (bad pun, sorry) guess of what could be happening: Semen contains a high concentrations of prostaglandins, a family of hormones, some of which are known to induce smooth muscle contractions. It could well be that your semen is unusually high in prostaglandins or your mate is especially sensitive to the biological action of these hormones. As to why she feels the sensation in the lower back? Well, your bowels are lined with smooth muscle, so maybe what she’s feeling is the tensing and relaxing of her lower intestine in response to the prostaglandin in her system. (I can’t explain why the prostaglandins wouldn’t have this effect elsewhere there’s smooth muscle) At the risk of making a rude suggestion, maybe you could, for the sake of science, convince your girlfriend to take a deposit from the other end of the alimentary canal and see if the sensation is more pronounced.
-stochastic,
not an M.D., but a Ph.D. who knows just enough to be dangerous
If it’ll help, she can swallow my semen and see what happens. (in the name of science, of course)
Additionally, you can test your ‘spooge’. Can it pull a rabbit out of a hat? Can it saw your girlfriend in half? Does it ever transform its cane into a bouquet of flowers?
(sorry, but I have the mind of a seventh grader)
And, Gremlyn, 'swallow a lot of it"? … You go girl!!! :eek:
Catalyst , about the sig, yes, it’s longer than standard. However, the sig is the only part of your post that you can edit. Your current sig appears on all past sigs. If you go to User cp, you can change your sig, and all past posts carrying your sig will match the new one. At least that’s the way it worked last week.
So, a tingling sensation created by oral sex leads to a theory which must be tested via anal sex. This is a truly brilliant bit of Guy Logic. Sir, I salute you!
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The science teacher in me must correct you here. This is just a hypothesis, not a theory which is only formulated after a hypothesis has undergone thorough testing. And, if he’s lucky, he’ll get many more opportunities to test the origin of this phenomenon through the circumstances described in the OP…at least up until he marries her
Hopefully, you realize that my backassward bit of Guy Logic was a crappy attempt at potty humor and not a genuine suggestion that this is where the thrust of his probing into this phenomenon should end up. This would truly involve a waste of resources and I don’t think it would sit well with his girlfriend.
