Tiny ass little "next page" links

Check this shit out. You remember how back when this message board used to be busy and there were like 3 new pages in each forum added every day? And you’d have to scroll down and click on the tiny little 8 point “Next” or “2” links to see the next page?

I swear every other damn message board and search engine STILL does that same bullshit. Google does it. Bing does it. You’d think with all the newfangled shiny-ass Web 2.0 bullshit they’re putting out nowdays someone would have thought to oh, I don’t know, maybe make the font a little bit fucking larger?

But, NO, that line of code hasn’t been touched since at least '95 or so when you were probably still trying to descramble the playboy channel on your parent’s cable box.

So if some web developer is reading this then here’s your chance, dude. Call it a “user centric data-enabled link cloud” or some bullshit to fellate the boss and crank that shit up about 3 points or so. kthanxbye!

Easy gramps, as soon as that cute nurse comes back from lunch she’ll change your diaper and find your glasses. Maybe even a sponge bath and some green jello later if you’re lucky. In the meantime might I recommend using the “increase font size” option on your browser?

CTRL + “+” is your friend, old-timer.

(I’m a 43-year-old with astigmatism and no glasses reading this from five feet away, in bed, thanks to this method.)

Ctrl + makes everything bigger, which isn’t the problem, it’s when you want to click on page two there’s this at the bottom;

<prev 1 2 3 4 next>

I mean Jesus Christ on a pogo stick I don’t need a fucking aimbot just to see the next goddamn page.

Seriously? How is this even worth posting about in THE BBQ PIT?
This must be the weakest rant I’ve seen for a while.

I prefer ctrl+scroll wheel.
I wish the “find a location/store” links for stores were bigger and more prominent on pages. Ranty feeling lasts about a third to a quarter of a second though, not enough to make the mini-rant’s thread. But I’m a mean, pissed-off son’bitch during that fraction of a second!

You might find that politely worded request in the “About this Message Board” forum offers more relief.

Anyone know how I can get the next page thingy bigger on my iPhone? The “go to latest post” graphic is teeny too on the SDMB pages.

I’m with you, dude. Why is it harder to click “next page” than a specific page number? Who the hell wants that? Why not a nice big arrow?

Now that’s something worth ranting about. When you’re being asked to click something 100th the size of your finger, with several other nearby hyperlinks also 100th the size of your finger about 1,000th of an inch away, you’re bound to run into problems.

Cripes, the buttons are smaller than most womens’ clitorises, and you know they’re’d be hell to pay if those were too small to be fingered.