Tippy canoe and Bigfoot too!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Dishscapes has a scene of Bigfoot in a canoe.

I have just a few questions:

Where did he get the canoe?

Would a canoe hold him up?

Can he paddle?

Who took the video, and shouldn’t media be on this?

Why does he even need a canoe? Fun, fishing, looking cool for the Bigfoot babes?

Can he swim if the canoe is upset? Shouldn’t he have on a life vest?

2

Obviously, the canoe came from the UFO. Since it’s a canoe of alien manufacture, it has capabilities unknown in Terran canoes.
Canoe looks wrong after being typed a few times.

3

Yeah I looked it up to be sure.

4

Answer: from anyone he wants to take it from.