http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jjfcc11.html
Brilliant.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jjfcc4.html
All the more reason to encourage the flashing of boobies, to keep them straight men from straying!
I like how the writer puts GOD in all caps, as if to remind him/herself to tremble.
I especially like the person who unwittingly expanded an erection that lasts more than four hours into one that lasts for four days.