to jump, or not to jump

well, it’s a good ol’ Summer day of 97¼F in Brainerd/Baxter Minnesota today, and boy, it feels like it. so what should I do to cool myself down today, should I go bridge jumping into the Gull river (extremely safe) should I go on the ropeswing to the Gull River? or should i just stay inside? I think I’m gonna go jump, then on the ropeswing… anyhoo, what the Hell do you do to keep cool on the 100¼ dog-days of summer?