Whorekyn? Nah…sounds like a pickle. Too bad I didn’t stay with my old name of SilkyThreat…then I would be…
drumroll…
SilkyWhore!
I knew I’d regret that decision. (sigh)
Man, if someone can find a catchy way to put “whore” in my username, I’ll give them a cracker, 'cause I can’t think of one! 
This is really odd. People were jumping all over the OP until this got moved the the Pit, at which point it just turned silly.
-Smegwhore
zweiswhorekeitr. I like Ritz’s
I was thinking about that as well, Smeghead – and somehow I believe it’s worked out better this way.
That “someone” was me, I’ll have you know! Does this count as my very first pitting? W00t!
Hajwhoreio
You’re SilkyThreat?! I wondered what happened to you!
No, no, that just won’t do…
Whorejario!
Now that sounds zesty!
Mr Whore…
I don’t think that really works how about
Mr Pimp
Much better
-Mr Pimp
Well with all of these whores running around, we definitely need a pimp.
Whorejario, yes…much better
hardywhore - sounds odd.
whoregrrl - sounds like a bad early nineties Seattle fanzine.
I give up 
How about Hardlyawhore? 
-Whore of Narnia
This thread has indeed turned way too silly for the Pit. Shame on the lot of you!
-Second Whore to the Right
[sub] hee. it has a nice ring to it [/sub]
Did anybody else hear the voice of The Swedish Chef when they pronounced that name?
gumwhore? makes me think of Julia Roberts.
Well considering how rude you were to me on IM when I invited you to Portland Dopefest, I have to second Ginger.
DON’T let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
Thank you, Ladyrose for inspiring me to post to this thread.
I do hope you will reconsider and stay here in this board. Lurk around a bit longer, and you’ll find we’re pretty much a group of nice folks.
I can’t think of a way to put either “whore” or “pimp” in my name. Eh well… one of us will have to be the madame of this establishment.
Madame Flami X
F_X
You guys suck! All these names are whoreibble!
Pimpette_X?