So this monkey is swinging through the jungle when he sees an elephant sitting down, crying copiously. An ant walks up to the elephant and says “What’s wrong?”
The elephant says, “I’ve got this splinter in my foot.” And sure enough, a large splinter was stuck in the pad of the elephant’s foot.
The ant looks at it, then says, “Tell you what. I can get that splinter out, but if I do, you have to do whatever I say.”
The elephant figures it has nothing to lose, so it agrees. The ant quickly pulls out the splinter.
“Oh, thank you,” said the elephant. “Now what can I do for you?”
The ant says, “I’ve always wanted to screw an elephant.”
The elephant is shocked, but after a moment’s thought, agrees. After all, it thinks, how bad can this be?
So the ant crawls up the elephant’s hind leg, moves the tail to one side, and starts pounding away.
The monkey, who had witnessed all this, was convulsed with laughter at the sight of an ant schtupping an elephant. He’s rolling around in his tree, laughing away, when his elbow hits a coconut and knocks it loose. It falls directly onto the elephant’s head.
The elephant says, “Ouch!”
And the ant says, “That’s right – take it all, bitch!”
