To Mods: Guidelines for having a thread closed if you are the OP

Hells bells.
FINALLY I think of something to say that is not only intelligent but compassionate and, well, I just have to say here, rather avant garde and nonconforming and bohemian and all, and then I see that we have digressed–nay, degenerated–into yet another monkey discussion.
Whereas I am much more interested in sugargliders: www.sugarglider.net, which are marsupials. I think. If I didn’t have kids, I might get one for a pet. Or not, as they poop indiscriminately. (Actually, in that way they wouldn’t be much more trouble than babypoet…)

Well, I like the name, that’s for sure…and they sleep two abreast, eh?

Whew!

Thanks. For a minute there I thought I was just being dumber than normal.

And the rest of you, please stop hijacking the monkey thread with your moose silliness.

Cite?

Except for the alpha gibbon who is easily recognized by his grey pinstripes.

SPLINTERS!!!

If pooping indiscriminately is wrong…I don’t wanna be right.

Let’s leave lieu out of this.

She must have really pissed that moose off. What the hell was she doing, carving her initials on it?

And it is for statements like this, dear readers, that I adore this message board.

Actually yes - with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies.

Or the Barry, Maurice and Robin Gibbons who are easily recognizable by the way they walk, because they are women’s men with no time to talk.

that reminds me. a-ha’s first album is probably in my top ten favorite albums of all time.

Holy shit.

I just laughed so hard I tinkled.

Yeah, I’ve heard that moose bites kan be very nasti.

I don’t know how much of a cite this is, but…

http://www.evilrobots.com/Wire/0902monkees.htm

Jesus H Christ, you made me run to the bathroom so I wouldn’t wet myself giggling.

No monkeys for you!

Hey! Somebody stole my monkey!!!

Damn the Clique[symbol]ä[/symbol]

they never invite me to the good threads

A-ha was one of my first concerts ever! I still dance around and play air keyboard when the “Take on Me” video comes on VH-1 80’s weekend…

Euell Gibbons was a vegetarian, wasn’t he?

Shit. Wrong thread.