sigh
Okay, Mtgman, I’ll ban you if you want.
You’re banned.
Go away.
I mean it, now. Go on. I’ve banned you.
[Glinda] You have no power here. Begone, before somebody drops a house on you. [/Glinda]
This is fun! Anyone else wanna be banned?
'kay, NOW I have to be in love with Fenris, too.
Sigh…so many men…so little time.
Wheee-HAWKEN! We get to define ourselves now???
Ahem.
I have something of a reputation as having the largest, most pulsating schlong amongst the Moderators…
Monkey Magic
– oh wait no this isn’t the song title thread, carry on now …
Cite? 
It can be if you want it to be.
Everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey.
Shock the Monkey!
Hey, hey, we’re the Monkeys
Monkey Gone to Heaven
Sight?
Unfortunately, it’s under glass in some obscure museum in Brazil.
Heap many big troubles in my laboratory right now.
But, I would like to take this opportunity to say-
Suzpenderzzzzz-It’s like finally passing a kidney stone.
In addition-
Tchaikovski, the other white meat
Glazed Apathetic Leash
PS
While Lance Link-Secret Chimp featured a multitude of characters, Dr Strangemind was far and away the best written and acted.
Oh my Monkey, I thought that was Pheasant! :smack:
Leave My Monkey Alone --Warren Zevon
Monkey on your back --Aldo Nova
now you’re just being silly.
Of course I was referring to monkeys that do not pay in cash.
Perhaps I should have spelled it in a non-conformist matter:
cheques.
:rolleyes:
This is my only line.
Few times in my life has reading something caused me actual, physical pain, like this has. Goddamnit, you just can’t read stuff this funny when you have broken ribs. :eek: 
[sub]Chuckle…Ow…ow…chuckle…wince…[/sub]
OW!
Goddamnit!
[sub]wince…they’ll never heal at this rate…did you know, when the broken ends grind together, you can actually hear the “snick” sound?[/sub]
Well Mtgman, if we’ve learned one thing in this thread (unrelated to monkeys that is), we’ve learned that you should email the mods instead of whining about it in the thread.
But be careful what you wish for. 
Tweeter and the Monkey-Man
Were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night
Selling cocaine and hash
[sub]~ **Boo Wilbury[/sb][/sub]