Well, I made believe the devil made me do it
I was the evil leader of the pack
You best believe I had it all and then I blew it
Feedin’ that fuckin’ monkey on my back
Aeromsith
When I heard this joke, the punchline was, “Am I hurting you, dear?”
Sigh. I guess those were the days that inter-species-animal-sex jokes were kinder, gentler inter-species-animal-sex jokes. Kind of sad, really.
Look at all of these people in here. What fortitude. Bourgeois tragedy (or is it non-conformest tragedy?) abounds, and everyone’s still making jokes to beat the banned.
My apoligies if that joke’s been beaten to death in previous posts and I just never noticed it…
i want a Monkey
Hey, us Canadians spell it “cheques”. Are you saying that Canadians are non-conformists? It’s all so clear now - Suspenderzzz is a Canadian!
{wanders out of thread singing “Blame Canada!” with her beady eyes glowing and head just a’flappin}
I refuse to claim Suspenderzzz as Canadian. Absolutely refuse.
Power supply: $10
Delivery charge: $15
A machine that flings your poo for you: priceless
There is no possible way Canada could have spawned Suspenderzzz.
Non-conformitsts up here freeze to death for refusing to wear coats. No, I’m thinking she must have been from…elsewhere.
[Folds hands w/interlaced fingers]
Here is the church
Here is the steeple,
Open the doors,
And here are the sheeple!
call me old fashioned, but I like flinging the old way: by hand.
it shows you care.
She was just a mean ol’ turd burglar anyway.
returns to cave
Do they have a branch in Tampa? Oh, wait, that would be a Simeon ADL. There’s no way he’d need one. EVAR
A moose thread and no-one’s mentioned Maynard Moose yet??? Obviously none of you know about words we don’t use any more, like “Hink,” and “Humble Grink de Gridey-O.” Stupid Jack! Hink?
Do monkeys believe in evolution? Or in God?
How many moose would be needed to rebuild the pyramids out of cotton candy?
Do New World Moose have prehensile tails and live in trees?
If monkeys ruled the world, would they have made a movie called Planet of the Humans ?
[Heston-monkey]A planet where men evolved from apes?[/Heston-monkey]
Although, I suppose the ‘monkey’ appellation is redundant…
Nor has anyone mentioned Bullwinkle Moose or Charles Moose.
Cental Pest Control? I’m not sure youe delivered the right traps.
Well, they seem a little…large.
That's the standard size?
What about the bait? What is that grey thing with the blue top?
A flying squirrel? Wouldn’ peanut butter or cheese work better?
Ah! I see the problem now! There was a typo. I ordered a *mouse* trap.moose: 1,370,000
bunny: 1,940,000
monkey: 3,710,000
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Nor chocolate moose, nor hair moose.
Deja Vu!
“Haven’t we met before?”
Attention jarbabyj and other collectors of moosorabilia: You’re going to want this.