To Mods: Guidelines for having a thread closed if you are the OP

Do you want to know how many gerbils will fit into a blender?
Well, it depends on whether or not the blender is on.

Could a mod please close this thread? And all other threads as well? Thanks.

Oh good lord, I can’t believe this thing is still kicking. Oh, what the hell. I’ve always wanted to post a random drive-by:

**RUSH RULES!!!

Geddy Lee for President!**

[sub]of, um, Canada or something[/sub]
And, could a closer please moderate this thread?

Could a threader please close the moderates?

And the Libertarians while you’re at it.

…still waiting for the sock puppet to show up…
What’s a good name for the SP? I suggest Bandanazzzzzzz

Who’s a moderate around here? Don’t we only have the petit bourgeoise and the proles?

Moderator hamster not terminus.

You did what with your terminus?

Doesn’t that hurt?

[sub]And did he give you a ring, first, at least?[/sub]

no, but I hear that the gossip columist monkeys have a group called:

Tree-monkeys ADL.

get it?
TADL. tattle.

Texas = SADL.
Oh ho ho! I slay me!
I be here all week.
try the veal!

(cricket chirps)