I hope you enjoy that footprint in the middle of your driveway as much as I enjoyed cleaning cement out of my sandle. Next time you decide to patch up your driveway, put up a sign or something. Crapmagnate.
Yer Neighbor,
Miller
Why were you on the driveway?
Well, he wanted to leave his initials, but thought a footprint would make a better statement.
I once walked right through cement, even though they had a sawhorse and tape around, to keep people off. I got two steps into it and said “Oh geez.” The cement worker standing four feet away said “I absolutely cannot BELIEVE you did that.”
My guess is Miller was heading over there to swipe the guys newspaper. You cheap bastard.
Take an old cap over and bury it halfway down, along with some fingernail streaks.
better than teabagging it…
picture coming back home and finding someone had done that to you sidewalk…
picture the cops trying to find the vandal. “Sir, we have to take a cast…”
I wasn’t in his driveway, I was on the sidewalk. It just so happens that parts of the sidewalk and parts of his driveway are the same thing.
I think I just pulled a muscle laughing! This is the classic stuff that keeps me coming back! Carry on!
The black eye came from a misunderstanding. She thought I said her wits must amuse her friends. I told her she misunderstood.
What is teabagging?
Concrete***** hoses off pretty easily. Your footprint will have to be demoed, repoured, and refinished. You got the easy end of the stick.
He might have put up a sign, you might have seen evidence of the work (even though it’s in a driveway). An unfortunate coincidence, I’m afraid.
Tripler
A DIY kinda guy anyway.
Note: concrete doesn’t exactly always hose off. YMMV.
Yeah, the one here keeps coming back.
Oh, you don’t wanna know.
[sub]It’s when you squat down to dunk your “boys” on the face of your partner. Or a fresh patch of cement. I’d hate to have to chip it off if it sets too quickly.[/sub]
OK… you’re right.
I didn’t want to know that.
I thought cement drying was an exothermic reaction… if I’m remembering right, then I guess it’s best to not try that when it’s too fresh. :eek:
Set and spike.
Tripler
I love it when a pun comes together.
I think he’s attempting to disguise himself as a gladiator.