First of all, don’t show up to a LAN Party unless you have working fucking microphone. Second of all, for those without mics, don’t attempt to type out long messages while we’re in the heat of battle. Next, listen to the fucking team captain! When I say to do something, fucking do it! You guys were the biggest group of uncoordinated egocentric assholes I’ve ever played with. The game is called Team Fortress 2, not Every-Man-For-Himself Fortress 2!!! Thanks for fucking up the tournament and making us lose in under 15 minutes ya bunch of pricks!!! Thanks for wasting my time and my money!
LAN parties? Seriously? That’s so ten years ago.
That’s how I feel about it after this weekend! There’s a really big LAN here where I live that always has between 50-75 ppl at it. They only play First Person Shooters.
No idea how to solve your n00b problem (except, perhaps, negative reinforcement through fragging until they get it right)–but kudos for the Dethklok reference!
Perhaps the OP, like myself, finally has a system that runs 10-year-old games decently.
I’m damned surprised no one has made a Leroy Jenkins reference yet.
Wow, time to switch off the Moutain Dew Gaming Fuel.
Thanks, I love those guys!
Actually it was sugar free rockstar energy drink. That stuff is yummy!
I cannot imagine the logistical pain in the ass involved in pulling off a LAN party. That you were only a few headsets short seems an achievement in itself. Pat yourself on the back for getting where you did and do better next time.
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I don’t do LAN parties, but I understand the frustration of a team that doesn’t work the way it should, especially if you’re in a leadership position. There’s nothing worse than people who don’t contribute to something they’ve promised commitment to! And I concur, Rockstar is awesome. 
Ahhh, I just love it when playing Red Orchestra how when we are getting our asses handed to us, one player will blame one particular other player.
“Our tank driver is stupid”
Look, tank driver is a thankless job as you don’t get to shoot anyone, if it is so god damn important, why don’t you take it.
I’ve had a similar thing happen in Unreal Tournament 2004. I’ve hopped on a tank to be the gunner. We’re truckin’ along kicking ass and I’m not looking where we’re going…afterall I’m not the driver…just the machine gunner. Then it’s like, uh dude where are we going? Oh holy crap we just drove over a cliff!!!..and died! You freaking moron!!! It was still partially my fault for not noticing our impending doom.
I have only ever played Team Fortress, the original, once. During a game of capture the flag, I ran out, and well… took the other team’s flag a bunch of times. After about 3 captures, I started getting extremely agitated messages from the opposing team telling me what a noob looser I was. “Huh,” I thought, “I’m not even any good, how is this so difficult for them?” Then I started getting the same messages from my own team. Perplexed, I signed off. To this day, I’m not sure what kind of un-capture the flag circle jerk I interrupted. Maybe it was because I didn’t have a microphone.
Clans make all sorts of bullshit rules up. There was a fad a few years ago where clans would try to enfore their idiotic “backtracking” rules on public TFC servers :rolleyes:
Erf. Had a WoW thing like that last night.
How I got to be the battleground leader is beyond me, but ok, “I can be a good general,” sez I. Let’s do this. I call out instructions, cap a base and try like hell to get people to organize, cap, and defend.
We lost. Seriously, people, Arathi Basin is easy peasy if you do it right.
Alliance just cannot seem to get it together. What a pita.
Sorry, I couldn’t help splashing around in the geek pool and I seem to have gotten some geek on y’all there. There’s some towels in the relief hut.
What, exactly, is a LAN party? Because a WoW friend had mentioned this before, but now I don’t think it is what I think it was. Was I wrong to think that it was what I thought it was?
Only if you think it was what I think you think it was.
I thought the point of a LAN party was that you were all in the same room, rendering mics pointless. But I’ve never been to one, so don’t mind me (I’m not into the type of game that lends itself well to networking.)
And as for wow, on the one hand, hooray they finally added a voicechat client. Now if only they’d turn the fucking volume up so I could hear what people were saying (And I know you can set it to turn sounds down when someone is talking…the problem is people are so fucking quiet I have to turn the default volume up to ridiculous levels to hear clearly even then.)
Totally. If you’re not at least in yelling distance of each other, it’s not a LAN party. The L stands for Local, after all.