To provide a better service to our customers we...........

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@Lord Ashtar

In order to provide better customer service, we ask that all our customers bend over at the waste and ignore us as we position ourselves behind them and “service their account.”

Uh-oh, he’s broken the code. Men, grab Lord Ashtar and throw him into the Pit of Ultimate Despair. Gently, though.

[633squadron]

@Snooooopy

To provide better service to my bank account and my ability to purchase food and pay rent, I am not going to subscribe to your ridiculously overpriced cable system no matter how much spam you send me, Comcast. I may miss “South Park” and Jon Stewart, but the satisfaction I have in spiting you almost makes up for it.

Shhhhhh!

Jeez, you want to get them angry! :rolleyes:

My ISP is Comcast.

I KNOW YOU’RE READING MY STUFF, GUYS! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS GUY!