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It’s also Dope-History Significant.

Do you know that this thread is the longest ElvisL1ves has ever gone, in the entire history of the SDMB, without trying to get some attention from Bricker? He must really care about this issue if his sick little Bricker fetish* hasn’t cropped up. Hasn’t dropped his name, hasn’t tried to lure him into a thread, hasn’t followed him around…the seething anger Elvis must be feeling on this issue is greater than his unrequited lust for Bricker.

And that’s a little scary.

*Which Bricker seems to generally ignore, to his credit

The worst kind of unfounded, ill-informed speculation is the kind that turns out to be completely true.

Says the guy who wants Belichick suspended for this, despite being cleared in the report. :wink:

Oh, Fenris? Whatever you’re on about, please be aware that pretty much everyone here gets it about Bricker. Some did so much sooner than others, some, well, not quite yet but maybe it will dawn on you someday.

Now please stick to the topic, will you, there’s a good lad.

No–see, regardless of anyone’s opinion of Bricker, good, bad or indifferent, your weird stalkery fixation on him is just creepy as shit.

Bricker should reveal that he is a member of the Patriots’ organization. The conflicts between ElvisL1ves’ Prime Directives 1a and 1b would cause a Nomad-like meltdown.

When you can figure out what the hell you’re talking about, do please let us know, will you? In a thread devoted to the topic, of course. In this one, we’re discussing the latest round of RO and hypocrisy.

That…that is actually brilliant. < wipes a tear, claps hands >

Since you’re not a mod, please take your thread instructions, write them down on heavy paper, fold them up until they’re mostly corners, rub those corners on a pile of dogshit and shove them firmly up your ass.

We are talking about you here. We are talking about how loathsome you are. We’re describing what a smarmy little weasel-fuck you are. We’re equating your behavior with the most sniveling, equivocating, prevaricating and integrity-lacking shit swallowers we can think of. I’m implying that next to you, George W. Bush appears to be a decent and upstanding representation of the goodness of humanity.

That’s the subject here. What’s awesome is that you are participating by showing everyone, with new material, exactly what we are saying about you.

Yep. 13 years old.

That’s a real stinger.

Personally, I would feel pretty bad if a 13 year old could demonstrate to everyone that I was a giant, smarmy shit-sucking weasel-dick. Seems like it works for you, though.

Does Elvis think the smarmy routine makes him look smart and mature, or something?

It doesn’t take much in this crowd.

Nope. The evidence clearly shows he doesn’t.

Maybe “feel” would have been the more appropriate verb.

Makes me ashamed to call myself a fellow member of humanity, Elvis does. Ugh. Somehow he’s able to take an innocuous smiley face and make me want to take a shower after reading it.

Imagine all the klleenex and vaseline (and cookies) dude has gone through getting all this attention…
on second thought, don’t.

This is the thread about inappropriate actions of the New England Patriots. The Penn State one is 8 threads down. Bring your own paper towel tube.

I now have to clean Diet mt dew off my screen and keyboard, you…you…person you.

:D:p