To Shave or NOT to shave...

that is the question…
I do not shave. But some people think that is utterly disgusting. What do you think? Do you shave?

Shave what? Your face? back hair? Down there?

What?

P.S. Are you male or female?

Chicks
Sparce, trimmed (or even non-existent) muff good.
Yeti bad.
Smooth, silky legs good.
Sasquatch bad.

Dudes
Do what ever your lady wants so you get the sparce, trimmed (or even non-existent) muff.

Ooohhhhhhh, I’m gonna hear it for this…

Based on the evidence, I’d have to assume that the OP was written by a woman.

  1. When men don’t shave, they grow beards. There are a lot of beards in the civilized world and very few find them disgusting and/or unsanitary.

  2. When women don’t shave their underarms and/or legs, many men in this culture DO find it disgusting. Of course, there are also a lot of men that are into that sort of thing.

  3. Not shaving the public region is not a big deal, however trimming is advised if anything remotely resembling a bathing suit is to ever be worn.

  4. (Here we go.) Technogeeks are usually of the male variety. Technogeeks usually understand the difference between a home page and an e-mail address. Since Yosemite_Joy lists an e-mail address of “http://name@site” I’m betting that the OP was posted by a woman. :wink: (I’m smiling as I say this!!!)

Hi Chief,

I’m into long, smooth (i.e. shaved) legs. However I also dig a really hairy muff. The hairier the better.

The perfect muff adornment requires a Lawn Boy, Toro, or similar professional equipment for proper maintenance.

:wink:

Says SouthernStyle

You never mentioned your dating heatherlee before.

Damn!

It was supposed to be a secret.

Do me a favor will ya? Don’t tell anyone. Please.

Heather will kill me – not to mention my wife.

:wink:
:: noticing how quickly a thread can get off track ::

Not to mention me, if you post another smiley!

:: making a mental note to not post smileys in threads likely to be visited by ChiefScott ::

Ok. I won’t mention you… :confused:

Shave everything possible, except the hair on top of your head. Enough said.

Oh my, Southern - you ever seen what an Alpha strike from a Nuclear Powered Aircraft Carrier can do.

:: finding deep hole, hoping the Chief is unable to wangle any special weapons ::

If we’re talking about women, legs and armpits are a definite YES. If we’re talking about “down there” well then, to coin a phrase, “bald is beautiful”. :D:D

(sorry about the smilies but I couldn’t resist.):smiley: oops

And today, cheezit, you’re the hydrant.

O.K. Guys who is HeatherLee? Wait…I do not think that I would like to know… Well I wanted to put a few things straight… There have been a few occasions where I have shaved. Prom, for example, another, Weddings… Oh yeah, and I shaved EVERYTHING (exception of head) when I got close to the end of my pregnancy. Did not want my pubes all over my new babies head or something like that… (yuck).

Anyway the guys and I got on this subject a while back on the ship and it turns out that only 2 of the 17 dudes in my division liked furry women.

The Chief must have a hangover. Let’s do everything in our power to avoid cheering him up. (Too much “joy” just makes the headache worse. :D)

Well Joy, I wasn’t one of the 17 guys in the original poll, but I love a hairy muff. “It aint called ‘bush’ for nothin’”!

Now I have toyed with the idea of shaving a girlfriend or two, but we never got around to it.
:: wondering why I ever posted to this thread ::

Not another squid!!

What ship?

USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN (CVN-72) aka The stinkin’ Lincoln

Big IKE here.

What’s it like to be on a ship which has never made a deployment. How can you even call it a ship.

I’d tell you your punishment was to shave, but that’s probably against regs.

Please tell me you didn’t serve on the Yosemite as your username would imply…

Never served on the Yosemite, what do you mean never been on a deployment? It has been on deployment!