To the annoying girl in my Weather & Oceans class

[xcheopis]

*Originally posted by Lady of the Lake *
**…It is the first step towards mating. **

It’s a trap! She’s trying to paralyze you with her venom before dragging you under some rock where you’ll serve as food for her yet-to-be born larva.

[Blalron]

*Originally posted by xcheopis *
**It’s a trap! She’s trying to paralyze you with her venom before dragging you under some rock where you’ll serve as food for her yet-to-be born larva. **

I suspected as much.

[DesertDog]

*Originally posted by whiterabbit *
**I’d hate to see what would happen if she squirted my mom with SlutCo perfume. She’s allergic to virtually every perfume out there. Stupid bitch. **

That’s a terrible thing to call your mum. Hope she doesn’t read these boards or you’re in real trouble, mister.

Oh.

DD

[11811]

*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**Admit it: You did. We all would. There’s nothing like the smell of SlutCo in the morning… **

It smells like…victory.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Offer her $5 for a BJ.

If she says “Yes”, we will know she is Springer material.

Offer her $10 to do it in front of the whole class. If she says “Yes”, Madonna will want to hire this girl. Become her agent for 15%! Sex Sells! So does slime! She’s got both! You can’t lose!