To the annoying girl in my Weather & Oceans class

The BBQ Pit
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Yeah, you. The one with the tounge ring, the blue eye shadow caked on to your face street walker style, and the ton of hair spray lodged in your hair. The girl whose attempts at stringing sentences together are rife with double negatives and other assorted grammatical errors. Your obnoxiousness and utter stupidity is beyond excuse.

Do you think I appreciated it when you sneaked up behind me and sprayed me with your smelly, SlutCo brand perfume? Do I like having my well thought out answers copied by you because you won’t make any fucking effort to do the work on your own?

And guess what missy: despite what you may think, Blalron does not love hearing you prattle on and on about inane bullshit.

Go to Alternative School like you’ve been threatening to! Leave the students who might actually make something of themselves alone! People like you are destroying the fabric of civilization. No doubt, 10 years from now you will be either in jail, dead, or living in a trailor park with an alcoholic wifebeating husband. Calling you scum would be a disservice to the fine aquatic single celled plant life who dutifully provide oxygen to the world.

I implore you, go get yourself on an episode of COPS or Jerry Springer where I can be amused by miscreants such as yourself from a safe and comfortable distance, remote in hand. What a shame that real life does not have a mute button.

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Blalron’s got a giirrrrlllfrieeend.
:wink:

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Did she turn you down for a date, Blalron? :smiley:

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That was just beautiful.

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So you’re basically saying you like her, right?

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I think she likes you:)

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Yep, she definitely likes you.

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Wailing and the gnashing of teeth?

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Admit it: You did. We all would. There’s nothing like the smell of SlutCo in the morning…

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Holy shit… It’s virtual 4th grade!

[sub]In all fairness, I was thinking along the same lines as everyone else about halfway through the OP. My inner child must thrive at this hour of the morning.[/sub]

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I’d hate to see what would happen if she squirted my mom with SlutCo perfume. She’s allergic to virtually every perfume out there. Stupid bitch.

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Blalron,
you owe me a keyboard, this is the funniest insult that I have read for a long time, a definite keeper, ok i will trade you the keyboard for use of that line, do we have a deal?.

unclviny

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Man, spraying YOU with perfume? That’s just… low.

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So Blalron, when are us MPSIMSers gonna see “I HATE to admit it, but I have a crush…”?:smiley:

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No, fizzy hasn’t gained the ability to post from 20 feet away (she was watching television in another room at the time).

[Jim Carrey]It was MEEEEEE![/Jim Carrey]

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Now don’t you be dissin’ Slutco. That stock has be doin’ just fine for me this year.

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“SlutCo: Doing you right, all year long.”

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I assumed she was trying to train him! :smiley:

If there is negativity between two creatures, some animals require the scent of the opposite sex to be rubbed on them so that terrirorial hostility can be avoided. Sort of an ‘Okay, you smell like me, I WON’T kill you.’

It is the first step towards mating. :wink:

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Ummm…I know that because I own rabbits not because I watch ‘furry porn’…trying to get a ‘home’ rabbit used to a ‘new’ rabbit is a difficult process.

Scent exchange is a must…and many male rabbits ‘chin’ female rabbits to mark ownership by scent. 'Course, MY rabbit apparently owns the washing machine, the t.v., his litter box, and my leg…

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:eek: