Hi Sweetie -
You should understand this, but apparently you don’t. So, I will try to make it clear for you.
My job frequently requires me to get information, documents, etc., from your office. Now, here’s a news flash. Are you sitting down?
You work in a COUNTY CLERK’S office. One of the main purposes of your office is to serve as a repository of information that people come and obtain.
So all of your sighs, rolled eyes, icy words and open contempt you display to me everytime I come there really don’t amount to a hill of ant shit. I still need the stuff I need, and it’s still YOUR JOB to get it for me.
I have been nothing but courteous to you every single time, too. Do you know that it isn’t easy to be courteous in response to someone who treats you like a sub-human for no reason, other than that you are forcing them to do the job for which they are paid? But, on the plus side, it does seem to piss you off even more.
Perhaps someone working in a county clerk’s office should not have “I don’t have to do that” as a mantra. Try, “How can I help?” Nah; I’m just kidding. Your head might explode or something if you did that.
Despite the fact that you inconvenience me, I take a little perverse delight at the fact that, more than once now, you’ve expended more energy not helping me than you would have had you just helped.
I have toyed with the idea of wallpapering your office with Freedom of Information Act requests, asking for info such as the weekly breakdown of the amount paid for dental insurance for every left-handed janitor working in the county building for the past 15 years. Just because I can. Think getting off that straining roller-chair is a chore now?
But, maybe some other day.
At least I can take some solace in the fact that you seem to work in a job you hate, facing person after person that you loathe coming to the counter, to make you do tasks you can’t stand. That clock edging toward your retirement is a slow-ticking motherfucker, innit? ::tee-hee::
Well, see you next time.