To the [illegal c-word] in the white Escalade who tried to kill me twice this morning

[Cat_Whisperer]

@wedgehed

Bruce Cockburn actually.

I was wondering about that, myself - wondering if Bruce Cockburn did a cover of a Warren Zevon song or something.

[Siam_Sam]

I had the misfortune of driving in Washington DC last April. That area has hands down the worst drivers I’ve ever personally encountered while driving myself. (I’ve never driven in Bangkok, otherwise that might be the winner.)

[Cheshire_Human]

@wedgehed

Bruce Cockburn actually.

I sit corrected. In my defense, I haven’t heard the song in years, because my regular radio station doesn’t play it.

[Cheshire_Human]

@Siam_Sam

I had the misfortune of driving in Washington DC last April. That area has hands down the worst drivers I’ve ever personally encountered while driving myself. (I’ve never driven in Bangkok, otherwise that might be the winner.)

I’ve driven in DC numerous times. San Juan PR has it beat, hands down.

[gigi]

@Cheshire_Human

I have a nice little formula I recite when I encounter drivers like that. It helps me keep my composure. It goes like this:

“I damn thee and all thy descendants, until thy entire line dies out, may that occur soon.” Sometimes I add: “And it probably will, if you keep driving like that.”

I usually tell myself, “Must be a medical emergency”. :rolleyes:

[VunderBob]

@Cheshire_Human

I have a nice little formula I recite when I encounter drivers like that. It helps me keep my composure. It goes like this:

“I damn thee and all thy descendants, until thy entire line dies out, may that occur soon.” Sometimes I add: “And it probably will, if you keep driving like that.”

I usually invoke Jimmy Buffett instead.

“Were you born an asshole, or
did you work it in your whole life?..”

[Moonlitherial]

@gigi

I usually tell myself, “Must be a medical emergency”. :rolleyes:

Like their brain has been removed?

[MacCat]

@Moonlitherial

Like their brain has been removed?

Or maybe just dropped. Is that Abby Normal tailgating me?

[kayaker]

@Nzinga_Seated

What, ‘cunt’? Cunt isn’t illegal! Cunt! Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunting cunt. Go ahead. You won’t get in trouble.

Collusion. The illegal c-word is collusion.

col·lu·sion
/kəˈlo͞oZHən/
Noun

Secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, esp. in order to cheat or deceive others.
Such cooperation or conspiracy, esp. between ostensible opponents in a lawsuit.

Synonyms
conspiracy

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@John_Mace

If I had a rocket launcher…

Be sure to enunciate; this is a semi-common mondegreen (If I had a rocking lawn chair).
mmm

[DiosaBellissima]

@Cheshire_Human

I have a nice little formula I recite when I encounter drivers like that. It helps me keep my composure. It goes like this:

“I damn thee and all thy descendants, until thy entire line dies out, may that occur soon.” Sometimes I add: “And it probably will, if you keep driving like that.”

I just wish a plague of teen pregnancy on their family. So, more or less the same thing.

[gamerunknown]

@John_Mace

If I had a rocket launcher…

Ryan Harvey did a version of this.