To the US Congress: Would y'all please get your stories straight?

The BBQ Pit
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First they tell us that the anthrax sent to Senate Majority Leader Thomas A. Daschle was “weapons-grade.” Then they say it wasn’t. Now some are saying it was. And I’ve had just about enough! Either get together and give us one single version or just tell us that you don’t have any fucking idea what it is! Hey, congresspeople, this is no time to be arguing with each other! Or are you not even capable of establishing a consensus?

How was that for my first Pit thread?

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Remember, this is the same Congress where the House panicked and took some days off of work even though the Senate, which didn’t, got the Anthrax.

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I bet Minority Leader Dick(head) Gephardt had something to do with the House closing. He’s the main voice that still says it was weapons-grade.