A joke I heard a loooong time ago:
Q: Why are Girlscouts always so chunky?
A: From eating too many Brownies!
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Eeeeww. You definitely should have called the cops at that point.
Fine, as long as they don’t scare the horses.
This actually made me snerk out loud - thank you!
Are they tub girls?
One little Familicide spell and everyone’s on your case.
Well, I have never wished Teletubbies viewing on anyone…until now. I am all in favor of exploding right wing brains.
Whats wrong with the old classic, “fuck off you weird aul cunt?”. Them fancy words seem unnecessary!
Hit the link, to a text search for “paper towel”, and check your brain at the door.
I thought it created a nice visual…
And with that you would have fallen into his trap.
“Aha!” he’d say. “Aha, says I. So you do object to sex education for children! Would you be interested in singing my petition to ban such behavior as you just objected to from our school curricula?”
Thanks for laugh, bucketybuck!
And you’re right!
Huh - there is such a website for our area (DC metro). Shame your area hasn’t set up such a thing.
We do the door-to-door sales but it’s always pre-orders.
We still have door to door sales, where I live, but always in pairs and with a guardian watching from the curb.
It is (I’m pretty sure) a national rule that girls are supposed to be accompanied by an adult through (I think) elementary school, and go in pairs after that if they are selling door to door. There is also supposed to be an adult present at booth sales, although the girls are supposed to take age appropriate responsibility…i.e. if they are old enough to make change, they should be doing so.
This is the first (maybe second) year that our council is letting Daisies (kindergarten and first graders) do booth sales because it was previously felt (and I agree) that the girls that age don’t get much out of it - its the moms selling cookies and making change while trying to watch bored girls. I think they should be really restricted until they are Juniors (4th grade) and can pretty much take the lead on the booth…by that time the girls can do the setup, make the change, and take care of all the schmoozing - well, except when gobsmacked by a cross dresser.
GS cookies here in San Antonio went for $3.50/box. I know because Sophie sold 240 of the damnable things.
This year the local GS organization told us to have checks made out to our account (i.e., instead of making the checks out to “Girl Scouts” they were to be made out to “JohnT”.) I asked them if they would warrant, by signature, their liability for all bounced checks, associated fees, and other financial damage that may impact my checking account. When told “No” I said that I’m not at all interested in financing the GS by taking on their transactional risk. :rolleyes:
In Nazi Germany, the Hitler Youth were a paramilitary organization of children who would roam the street and set fire to the homes of Jews while chanting oaths to the Nazi Party. In 1932, the Jungmädel, was formed. Their membership consisted of girls aged ten to eighteen. In 2012 America, we have our own female Hitler Youth. The girl scouts. They walk the streets in paramilitary uniforms and swear oaths to their organization. They earn paramilitary “badges” for such things as first aid and fire starting. How long before they use their fire starting skills to burn down the homes of those who dare to speak out against their facist tyranny, just as the Jungmädel burned down all those homes years ago?
Here is a picture ofthe Jungmädel. Compare that to a picture of the average girl scout
Welcome to Obama’s America.
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Couldn’t you make cash only sales and then write a check from your account for the amount of cash you took in?
Yes. We didn’t do that however - just handed the GS rep $840 of cash and checks made out to GS of America.