One of the problems I have with tobacco warning labels is that they don’t warn people about the things people really care about. Frankly, people don’t comprehend that they can die until they’re older - the warnings should be about something that younger people are likely to worry about.
I was thinking about that this morning, and about the thread Little help, here, ladies! and thought about putting this warning on cigarette packages:
Warning: Tobacco consumption makes your cum taste awful. Stop smoking and you’ll get more head
Think that’d make some people think twice?
What could they put on a cigarette package to make you stop/not start?
(I am a sick and twisted person. That’s why y’all love me!)
…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…