You craven sack of country cow pie. You were out there grabbing the bucks with both hands, pushing pro-war propaganda and shitting all over the Dixies for having the balls and brains you so abundantly lack. (How can you lack something “in abundance”? Shaddup! I’m pissed!..)
Witness the above linked image, and tell me that it is anything but nauseating. Tell me this festering sack deserves anything but being staked out in a pasture so cows can sit on his face for mustache rides.
Yeah, you tell 'em, maraschino machismo. Little bitty slip of a girl, “squash his freedom of speech.” Sure thing, nutless. You exploited that incident for every dime you could squeeze, you played the pimp, the shill. How many ignorant country boys became dead country boys, at least in part due to your encouragement? Glorifying war goes beyond blasphemy, next time you say “Jesus” your tongue should catch fire.
And now this festering cow pie.
Don’t talk. Just drink a boiling cup of STFU. Take up a serious drug habit. Pray that Kitty Welles forgives you. Go sit at the feet of Willy with a pad and pencil and take notes. “Never did”. Go fuck a road kill armadillo.
Where are you getting all those quotes from? The link to that blog has maybe one sentence about TK, as far as I can tell. Before I jump on this bandwagon, I’d like a little more proof that TK ever claimed to support the Iraq war. I seem to remember reading quite some time ago that he was against it. But I don’t follow this kind of stuff very closely, so my memory might be off.
Well, I didn’t think anybody would actually click them…
Good catch. The link provided doesn’t go to the verbiage mound. It was there as an illustration of linking the Dixies to Saddam, treason, you know the routine. A visual example of the level of slimeitude.
Not going to take a position on the merits, pending further cites.
However, that was an excellent rant. Eye catching title, lots of venom, creative and colorful language. A thing of beauty. Still, the deduction for failing to include a single “fuckwit” applies. 9/10*
*highest rating I’ve ever awarded here.
PS to Oakie: I resist “fuckwit” for the same reason I resist smilies. I don’t happen to know what that reason is, but I am confident that I have one, and its a pretty good one. Thanks for da prop.
I hope luci turns out to be wrong about this. I was looking forward to eating at Keith’s “I Love This Bar and Grill” next time we were in Vegas. If he(Keith) is really that big an asshole, I’ll have to eat elsewhere, just because.
But yeah, a well-crafted rant. I concur with the rating.
Perhaps good ol’ luci has misconfabulated Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue to be a pro-Iraq war song. It wasn’t. It was a kick al Qaeda’s ass song.
Overall good rant, though, luci. I particularly liked the fact that you were able to bring yourself up short in mid-rant to comment on the dichotomy of “lacking in abundance.”
I gotcha smilies, right heah!
Oh, by the way…yay, Toby! You da MAN!
(Except by and large I don’t like country music. What the hell kind of conservative am I, anyway?)
The business of squashing his freedom of speech is childish and silly, but note that isn’t a direct quote. We don’t really know exactly what he said. The picture of TDCs and SH together is loathsome and slimy. But I don’t see him pushing pro-war propaganda. He wrote an angry song about the attacks of 9/11/01, but so what? Like the article you linked to says:
It’s a shame that someone who makes such unique and beautiful music would be such an idiot. I haven’t felt this way since Chad Kroeger of Nickelback claimed that the Jews stole his cerebral cortex.
You have a much greater enthusiasm for precision parsing than I, John. I’m not about to go combing over every public statement of TK. I am entirely willing to accept offense as defense, when he slurs the patriotism of others and uses images associated with the Iraq war (i.e., Saddam) to that end! I am entirely justified in assessing that to be a defense of same. There was no nuance in his tactics, its a bit late to claim there was nuance in his thinking.
The people on this board are confusing heart-on-your-sleeve patriotism with pro-war sentiment, something they constantly accuse right-wingers of doing.
I have no beef with Toby Keith, though my taste tends more toward George Jones or Merle when I’m listening to country.
And I said that tactic was “loathsome”, so we’re on the same page. At least one other poster in this thread seem to think he is rat leaving a sinking ship, when that is not an accurate assessment at all. Rather, it’s a knee-jerk reaction to jump on the bandwagon without taking the time to understand the facts.