Where do I even start with a piece of shit like you? First of all, I have to sit through about 34000 instances of your fucking Ford Truck commercial. You’re a Ford Truck man. That’s all you drive. You ain’t got no boundaries. You won’t compromise. Yes Toby, we know, we know. If I ever had any inklings of buying a Ford, there’s no fucking way in hell I’d ever consider it now.
Then, some time later, I get wind of your ‘Boot up your Ass’ song. Apparently, that’s the American way. Great. Now you can join Lee Greenwood in the shitlog hall of fame for crappiest song about America that any shitty fart-tube has ever written. If you haven’t yet had the pleasure of hearing this masterpiece, have a gander at the lyrics.
Now, today, I read:
The SHOCK’N Y’ALL TOUR. The motherfuckin SHOCK’N Y’ALL tour.
My goddamned head is about to explode. Somebody please make it stop.
snort Shock’n Y’all? Oh my god! mouthbreather I can’t stop laughing long enough to stop your head from exploding, but I can be there with a mop and bucket to clean it up!
Is he the one with that damned pro-war song about how yes, 9/11 happened, and that means we have to attack Iraq? Or is that some complete other country fucktard?
Well, Darrell Worley did a song called “Have You Forgotten” that might be what you’re thinking of, but Toby Keith’s song sounds like it could be it as well.
Ehh, Toby’s about the only country singer I can stand, he seems to have a pretty good tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. I’m amazed that you’re shocked he wrote a right wing, pro-American, kick ass song. He’s a country singer. It’s called writing to your market. Besides, if you read the lyrics a bit closer, he dosn’t villify any one group, religion or ethnicity, just a non-specific “you”, obviously refering to the people behind the 9/11 attacks. For country music, that’s downright progressive.
I understand the concept just fine…I mean, thats exactly what New Kids on the Block, Limp Bizkit, SUM41 and Poison also do (or did). That doesn’t make them any less horrible.
Also, I’m not at all shocked that he wrote that song – where did you get that idea? Maybe it’s the anticipation for the kickoff of the SHOCK’N Y’ALL tour! It’s so catchy that now EVERYONE IS SHOCKED, or very soon will be.
Not Sum41! They just don’t want to waste their time and become a casualty of society. They’ll never become a victim of your conformity. That’s why you can’t stand their completely original clothes and completely original music.
My beef with Toby Keith stems from those God damned telemarketing calls he lent his voice to, telling me that I needed to listen to Redneck 106, or whatever.
Here I am, waiting to find out when Airman was coming home, and it’s THIS meatfucker.
I don’t usually listen to country music but when I heard Toby Keith on The Bob and Tom Show I thought he was pretty funny.
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue is one of a group of songs he calls his “songs from the bus”. These are songs he and his group would play just for fun and whatever. The group includes “I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again” and “The Taliban Song”.
I think the taliban song is hilarious because it sounds like an old folkie Loggins and Messina type song complete with lovely harmony and lyrics like
<i> I’m just a middle-aged middle eastern camel herdin’ man
I got a 2 bedroom cave here in north Afghanistan
Things used be real cool then they got outta hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban (ooh yeah ,the Taliban baby) The Taliban
Now I ain’t seen my wife’s face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand but man , she’s just like me
Naw, she can’t stand the Taliban (ooh , Taliban baby)
You know someday soon we’re both gonna saddle up and it’ll be ride camel ride
My old lady she’ll be here with me , smilin right by my side , we should do
just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We’ll bid a fair adeu and flip the finger to the Taliban
For the record, not all of country music is right-wing neo-con. Ever hear of Steve Earle, Ray Wiley Hubbard or even Willie Nelson. Country has some protest songs and can be bitingly critical of society. Okay, that stuff isn’t what comes out of Nashvegas, but it’s still there.
Toby Keith sullies the good name of country music. That’s right; I said it and I meant it.
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about I.
I wanna talk about number one, oh my, me, my.
I Wanna Talk about I???
preceded by his hit, A Little Less Talk, a Lot More Action, which is sexist and just plain whorish on many levels.
He’s a walking, talking shitstain on the face of country music. Ignore anything that comes out of his mouth…unless it’s his vocal chords because that I could celebrate.
