Today, I was one of the stupid drivers on the road

I am a good driver, really, I am. In 37 years of driving I have never hit anything, caused an accident and have managed to avoid other people who tried their best to run into me. I got one speeding ticket in 1974, and I keep my insurance and registration up. But today I did something really stupid and I am extremely pissed off at myself for it.

Today, on the way home, I stop at a red light at an intersection where I am about to go across two lanes of traffic, go under an overpass, then make a left hand turn and go down the frontage road. At the light, I am in the middle lane. The left lane has to turn left after the overpass, as does my lane, and the right lane continues straight across. I have gone through this intersection many times, but not from this perspective, but it is basically like every other underpass/overpass intersection like this anywhere in town, and probably across the USA.

The light turns green and I go through the crossing traffic lanes, then under the overpass. I am looking ahead to see the dotted white lines showing me where I need to take my left hand turn after I exit from underneath the overpass.

In every circumstance I can recall, by the time I get to the intersection after the overpass, the lights then turn green for all three lanes to go through. As I enter the intersection, I slow for my turn, but something tells me that things aren’t right. The traffic coming towards me, in the lanes I will be crossing during my left turn, is still coming through the intersection. Almost at a stop in the center of the intersection, I look up at my light. It is still red. For about a second I am stunned to see the red light, then I realize I am in the middle of the intersection, so I abort my turn and go on across.

At first I am thankful that no one hit me before I realize that there was no traffic coming through the intersection that would have broadsided me. The only cars allowed through at that time were the couple that I would have had to cross in front of if I had made the turn. Still, I realize I was lucky that I didn’t have an accident or cause one. I’m sure several people saw me, and thought me a total idiot (which I was), but no one had to even lift off their gas pedal because of my foolish stunt.

I have been mad at myself ever since. I always check the lights because they can always be reset or modified due to construction, but today I ASSUMED that the light would change on cue for me, and it didn’t. Under slightly different circumstances, the consequences could have been very bad.

Today I was the dumbass on the road that I always rant about.
Sorry about that. Wakeup call noted. Won’t happen again.

Were you on your cellphone at the time?

You and me both, bub.

Instead of going straight home after work, like I should have, I decided to stop by and make a donation to my favorite community low-cost-medical clinic. A block away, I had a stop sign. I stopped. I looked. I inched out a bit to get a better look at oncoming traffic in the one-way street I was about to cross. I got nailed by a lady who I swear wasn’t there three seconds before.

I got a ticket because I had the stop sign. I suppose this makes the accident my fault, too, even though I couldn’t see her and she ran into me.

The lamest part? She was, physically, perfectly fine and had told me she was perfectly fine, until the police officer asked if she’d like any medical attention, then all the sudden her face lights up and she starts howling about neck pain and is carried off by medics in an ambulance. Yes, I’m aware this may be perfectly legitimate. I can’t help feeling like she’s a liar.

This makes a total of four accidents I’ve been in over the last year. The first three were clearly and indisputably not my fault. I’m starting to feel like I oughta get a horse or start taking the bus.

Nope, no cellphone. No radio/CD/iPod/etc. Just an brainfart that led to a bad assumption.