So, it’s 4:20 on 4/20.
Guess what I’m doing. Cheers!
Respecting Lima beans! 
You leave milk and cookies out for Willie Nelson?
My birthday? (63 and counting)
And I don’t like Lima Beans.
We’ll celebrate with an annual listen and sing-along of "Too High for the Supermarket".
Some pineapple upside-down cake’s gonna sound real tasty in a couple of hours, too 
I’ll Respect Lima Beans by not eating any.
It’s Hitler’s birthday.
Ah, well, more for us!
Lima Bean, Lima Bean, I like my Lima Bean. /Elaine Benes
Happy Hitler’s Birthday everyone. Please celebrate responsibly.
With bad art? And huffing mustard gas?
Well, I always see people baking brownies in their ovens on this day, so I assumed that was the traditional way to celebrate.
Or you could get several injections of vitamultin. That should be fun for many, many hours.
Is this holiday in Peru?
I celebrate my Lima Beans by smoking them!
!חַג שָׂמֵחַ
It’s an excuse for all the stoners to go “heh heh it’s all about the weed, man”, and be generally annoying?
Oh wait, that’s every day.
It’s the 17th anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings, too. 
Columbine made my father’s death surreal. I watched it all over the Bangkok airport TVs while waiting for my flight, which were all tuned to CNN. Then a long-ass journey to Los Angeles, where I stayed overnight before continuing on to Texas, and it was still going on (I think the shooting had all stopped and the perps were dead, but the police still hadn’t entered the school, because they weren’t sure what was what yet.)
Could that be why the Board went down? Cecil and the Mods all failing their drug test?