…and this is not the thread to tell a lie about yourself.
I just wrestled an elephant to the ground and pulled its heart out with my bare nostrils.
I am not the Most Interesting Woman In The World.
I was molested by Eleanor Roosevelt.
No it isn’t!
Liar.
Remember, this is not the thread to tell a lie about yourself.
Is that a lie?
No matter…It’s another fantastic day at my wonderful workplace! I love it here! I wish I didn’t have any vacation so I spend more time at my desk!
I always lie.
Ah. Then is this the thread where I explain how much I admire and respect Sarah Palin?
I’m really looking forward to going to work today.
OK I confess, I one of the winners of that big lotto jackpot.
I wouldn’t know; I haven’t logged in to the Dope yet today.
I didn’t call off work today and I’m definitely not contemplating sitting around with no pants on for the rest of the day. Not at all.
I am not secretly a double agent. On the contrary, I’m quite open about it.
Czarcasm belongs to the Preserves of the Month Club.
I love cleaning for Passover, it’s my favorite thing to do.
I love dealing with buggy software, too.
Oh, and doing taxes is fun, too!
My next post is a complete lie.
My previous post was a complete lie.
I won’t be in my bunk.