My darling Marcie and I have been married for eight delightful years. I wish it were twenty-eight instead.
Happy Anniversary 
Don’t worry I’m sure when you get to 28 you will look back and wonder how it all happened so fast!
Congratualtions, it’s nice to hear of a success story and good news for a change!
28? Lemme guess, you want to “retire” after 30 years, huh? 
[sub]One of my brother’s jokes to my parents at their 30th anniversary[/sub]
Congratulations!