Today's Cracked article is a list of puzzles

The Game Room
1

Famous websites as understood by a 5 year old

I can’t figure out:
#17
#16
#8
#7
#5’s supposed to be any generic porn site right?
#3

2

Puzzles, and discussions of them, and collaborative efforts to solve them, go in The Game Room; moved thither.

twickster, MPSIMS mod

3

#3-4chan

#8-last.fm

#16-RedTube

#17-E Baum (?)

4

#18 The Smoking Gun
#17 eBaum’s World (e bombs world)
#14 Bang Bus (see the beginning of Superbad for a description or google it not at work)

5

#7’s a pretty thorough stumper…

#5’s a waste…the rest are creative interpretations of site names…that’s just ‘what a kid might think if they saw porn’. Boooring.

#1, on the other hand, was more or less the same (how I 5 year old may view Google, knowing what it does), and it was amusing.

Maybe the ‘sex == hugging’ thing’s just been driven into the ground.

#3’s pretty damn clever, I think.

Took me a bit to get #'s 8 and 2, but I laughed when I did.

6

How about we just make one list, k?

  1. Smoking Gun
  2. eBaum’s World
  3. Red Tube
  4. Craig’s List
  5. Bang Bus
  6. IMDB
  7. Tub Girl (Don’t google!)
  8. Monster.com
  9. CNN
  10. Photo Bucket
  11. Last FM
  12. Joke about kids loving cookies (the real ones)
  13. Flickr
  14. Not an actual site best as I can tell; a porn joke
  15. Friend Finder
  16. 4Chan
  17. Pandora
  18. Google
7

ADULT Friend Finder. Notice the warning at the bottom of the detector.

8

Yargh, I knew I’d miss a word.