Vermont probes man with 70 goats in house
Nothing like a good goat-probing to keep a man in line.
Hey, at least they haven’t gone as far as these people:
“New [community college] facilities serves toddlers to adults”
I think I’ll carry my own lunch from home, thank you.
You’d think that goat-probing would be struck down as Cruel & Unusual Punishment.
I mean, Jeez, at least take him down to the police station so that his family doesn’t have to see it.
Eh, it could be worse, Diceman, at least they did it in private. The headline could have been Vermont probes man with 230 goats on front lawn.