When I develop the technology, I am going to make it so people can just either swallow a pill to help them with whatever hobby they want to start or be able to upload the skills of an 80 year old knitting grannie into their brain.
However, I need to win the lottery first.
What you say!!
You have no chance to sourvive make your time!
I’m planning to knit something from my dog’s fur. She sheds a lot, and I’ve been saving it. It’s such a pretty color!
Please don’t. One day at a friend’s place I met a woman who owns Leonbergers (a very big dog with nice fluffy fur). She was the first, last ond only person I ever met who admitted to knitting a sweater from dog hair. She was also – and for many other reasons than this – a complete nutjob.
I’m guessing he’s just permanently confused. He probably spends most of his waking life trying to figure out what he’s supposed to do. At the very moment this picture was snapped I bet his owner was screaming something like “sit and go, wool Dog! Hurry up! 100% don’t roll over good for stay!”
Ooh, ooh! Could you make me some earmuffs? 
My thought that is if you have sick legs and dog wool is good for them, why not just rub your feet on your dog all day long? Then because of the static electricity you can stick Rover to the Ceiling. 
All your socks are belong… ah, someone got there first
I’ll give that joke a 7.5.
I’m booking my flight to the Caucusus for next spring. I want to be there for the annual Rodeo and Dog Shearing Contest.
Bwa-ha-ha.
I relly like this sort of thing (yes, I know about engrish.com ;)).
“High quality cheap cannot be”.
“Buy and be not ill”.
In Russia, dog wears YOU!
Oh, wait…
I think he’s about as disturbed by dog-wool socks as the rest of us. He’s thinking, “You’re going to do what with my fur? On your feet? What the hell is wrong with you?”
Knitting with Doghair, a radio mockumentary from Transom.org.
I listened to it on the Transom podcast without listening to the description and got totally sucked in by it. Whoooosh. So I warn you in advance. See if you can figure out how much of it is for real.
Actually, I had a weaver ask for my afghan hound’s hair that I would save from the constant (and with an afghan, it’s constant) grooming. It was wonderfully soft and she wanted to spin and weave with it. I see no reason why it wouldn’t’ve made lovely knitting yarn, too.
StG
I once read this as a tip on Martha Stewart’s website. Basically, take all the fur that you get when you brush your dog, and then have it spun into yarn.
I have six cats, and considering how much fur I get out of Misty alone, I could probably outfit an entire village with warm sweaters for a year.
I’m all for taking up a collection to buy the dog, to get him the hell away from those people. :mad: