Toilet Paper: "Double Roll"

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

The toilet paper that I have been getting at Costco comes in really large rolls. Once you put it in the dispenser, it won’t spin. So, I have to use some of the toilet paper before I put on the dispenser.

[gigi]

@california_jobcase

I always divide the price by the square feet listed on the package and buy whatever comes out to the lowest cents per square foot. The 1000 sheet/roll brands win, and you can sure tell it by the weight of the package.

But if the 1000 sheet/roll brand is Scott, you lose.

[california_jobcase]

The last package I bought was Save-A-Lot brand, which carries the brand name “Luster.”

Kind of a creepy name on a few levels, but it’s cheap!

[harmonicamoon]

I don’t have a lot of fun tickets, but I don’t scrimp on TP. I only buy the good shit.

[Senegoid]

@gigi

But if the 1000 sheet/roll brand is Scott, you lose.

This. I bought Scott TP once at a dollar store, and found that its texture resembled sandpaper.

[gigi]

@Senegoid

This. I bought Scott TP once at a dollar store, and found that its texture resembled sandpaper.

I used it once and wished for sandpaper.

[cochrane]

@Senegoid

This. I bought Scott TP once at a dollar store, and found that its texture resembled sandpaper.

AKA John Wayne toilet paper. It’s rough, and it’s tough, and it doesn’t take shit from anybody.

@ZurBob

Bidets are the ultimate goal, with monthly “residuals” paid to Kimberly-Clark, Scott, etc.

Ah, beidets are here again!