Toilet Paper

It must be a gender thing, because my spousal unit can vibrate the walls with how fast the paper comes off the rolls when she’s in the bathroom. Sometimes I wonder why she bothers unrolling it. She should just push the cardboard tube out of the center and use it. (By the way, the official name for that cardboard tube is “doot da doot”. When my son was still a youngster that’s what he would call it, because that’s the sound you make when you hold it up to your mouth.)

Anyway, I digress…
I would never use tp after I pee, unless I get a little crazy in the middle of the night and splatter a bit on the rim of the toilet. Guys, don’t you hate when you piss the V stream?

How many sheets I use depends on the type of commotion I just created. Sometimes you know you’re there for the long haul, but every so often you take the perfect dump and the tp comes back clean. I always feel like I’ve accomplished something when that happens!

Enright3

Well, this one goes right up to the top of the “more than I need to know” list, outpacing the grand old “shaving pubic hair” thread . . .

Charmin, unscented, white.
From the Back, folded three times.

I can’t believe no one mentioned Kleenex Cottonelle flushable wet wipes. They are the cadillac of toilet paper; like the box says they are fresher than bathroom tissue alone! Unfortunatly, it is a bit pricey, so I have to confine my usage to after #2 or during that time of the month, but man do they get you clean.

BTW, who is the genius who thought up scented toilet paper? Almost everyone I know says it gives them a rash or burning sensation on their sensitive parts.

Usually standing on its side on top of the empty roll still in the holder.

I think it comes around the right side.

Originally posted by Enright3:

I’ve heard it’s called a “derder,” but for the same reason.

Over the front
Angel Soft (my preference is for Charmin Plus, but my wife hates it; says it makes her feel like she didn’t finish wiping)

CanadianSue - I am unfamiliar with Purex brand, so when I saw that, I thought, she uses laundry detergent??

Just finished hangin’ the new Sears Catalog from the old chain out in the privy. Should do us fer a good six months.

Sissies.
Dr. Watson
“Society is like the air, necessary to breathe, but insufficient to live on.” – G. Santayana