Toilet Paper

How do you hang yours, over the front, down the back, vertically, or just free-standing?

Do you like it scented or unscented, pastel or white, impregnated with lotion, or just ever so slightly abrasive so that you know something is actually happening back there?

Do you have a favorite brand?

Over or free standing (if I’m lazy today)
Plain white
Scott

over the front
white three ply
Purex


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

over the front or free-standing
Charmin Ultra (soft enough to use as tissues when I’m sick!)
White, unscented

It’s lucky if it gets on the hanger at all. If it does, I don’t care which way it hangs.

Charmin Plus - the absolutely best TP ever made. It’s like wiping your butt with a handtowel.

Over the front
Whatever’s on sale that week at the grocery store, although I prefer 2-ply.


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Just in case you didn’t get the above post, let me reiterate. Charmin Plus - the handtowel of toilet papers. I’ve had more than one person come out of my bathroom and say “I’m a little embarrassed to mention this, and I don’t want you to think I’m a weirdo, but that’s the best toilet paper I’ve ever used! What is it?”

Real men don’t use toilet paper.

I like mine over the top.

When you pull it off the roll, are you a **Folder[\b] or a **Crumpler[\b]?

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Let’s try this again.
I like mine over the front.

The cheapest brand possible.*

When you pull it off the roll, are you a Folder or a Crumpler?

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*personal motto - “Always shit on company time”

I fold. Lessee, once, twice, yep, three times.

Over the front, or sitting on the roller or the tank. Real men do so use tp! :stuck_out_tongue:

Actually my son (age 4) is very well trained – he uses toilet paper to blot his penis after he pees, and he puts the seat AND lid down after he flushes.

Over the front.
Unscented White Charmin Giganto-Roll.
Fold twice.


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I guess I’ll be the first to admit that I like my from under the bottom (Yes, I am talking about TP). It seems easier to tear off without having the whole thing unroll (guess I pull to hard).

I generally prefer Northern or Charmin: I drop the extra dime or two for extra comfort.

I see no reason to scent the TP, it’s scent will just die in battle.

Opal: I’m secretly training MY four-year-old son to leave the seat UP.

DEATH TO MOM AND BIG SIS! (Shhhhhhhhh…)

Down the back or free standing (depending on how ambitious I feel)
Plain white
Unscented
Scott or Charmin


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Oh, I forgot, I am a folder.

Over the top
white
Charmin Plus/Ultra
unscented

I crumple and fold. Am I a rebel, or what?

From the back…I’m a folder
charmin plus


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I’m a crumpler and use waaay too much tp.

How many sheets do you all use? And is that a gender thing?

Also… how many guys use tp after they pee? I’ve never met one who does, but have always found that idea a bit gross.