I ** told you Cecil loves us. He wants to know all about us. Why else would he ask us to take the:
“STRAIGHT DOPE USER SURVEY”
So there, all you naysayers. 
Peace,
mangeorge
I only know two things;
I know what I need to know
And
I know what I want to know
Mangeorge, 2000
And where is this survey?
Git a rope!
Are you stuck on stupid?
Rye cheer. The SD home page, 1st bullet. http://www.straightdope.com/
Peace,
mangeorge
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
He wants to know all about us. Why else would he ask us to take the: “STRAIGHT DOPE USER SURVEY”
Maybe I’m cynical, but my best guess is that they (or more precisely, Them) need more slaves for their salt mines. And why does the survey need to know whether we still have both kidneys?
Survey, where? why? when? like the census? will Cecil come knocking on my door now?
Does Cecil like pepsi?
whatever
Just curious what everyone else is putting in the last part for suggestions on how to improve the site. I asked for Preview for our posts. Maybe if a lot of people ask for it there, we’ll finally get it? Please, please, please. Everyone ask for Preview, k?
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Another bump, and ditto what Shayna said.
Ok, so what’s “bump”.
Peace,
mangeorge
A bump is where you make a trivial post to a thread to “bump” it to the top of the active threads list.
No matter where you go, there you are.