What did you wish for in the official Straight Dope User Survey?
I wished for nine million articles a day…
JUST HOOK IT UP TO MY VEINS!!!1
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
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Real Estate. And money. I’m nothing if not shallow.
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Lying - it’s not big and it’s not clever
Heh. Heh heh heh.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Man, these choices are so timid.
“More than 60 minutes.”
Yeah, I’m safe there.
- Rick
I wished there was a more effective troll bait, to catch them before they multiply, but that I didn’t think it was possible.
They are just so tricky!! 
Have we tried putting a pan of water on the floor under a lamp?
Kicking this back up to the top. I almost missed it!