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Man, these choices are so timid.

“More than 60 minutes.”

Yeah, I’m safe there.

  • Rick

I wished there was a more effective troll bait, to catch them before they multiply, but that I didn’t think it was possible.

They are just so tricky!! :slight_smile:

Have we tried putting a pan of water on the floor under a lamp?

Kicking this back up to the top. I almost missed it!