Tom Brokaw, I am so tired of your Greatest Generation shtik

Darned farmer newbies. :wink:

He’s rarely featured in the porn. Thankfully.

If we are to look at it logically, it is my generation (X) that is objectively the “greatest”. Without us, there would be no Saved By The Bell, Mountain Dew would not be X-treme, and your precious homes would be without a Big Mouth Billy Bass. Without us, the world would still believe that you could touch Hammer when clearly you can’t. Sure, there were some mistakes. We are responsible for the Barney the Dinosaur atrocity, but we are also responsible for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Spuds Mackenzie and whatever you call those T-shirts that change color with heat - all of which are objectively awesome.

Hah! My generation outlasted music videos, period.

Generra/Global Hypercolor, the best thing to happen to fashion since somebody decided it was alright for men to stop wearing hats*.

*I assume they cover this in the series finale of Mad Men.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were invented by a guy born in 1962. And he was only 22 when he did it.

Yeah, it’s been that long.

Eh, I’ll spot the boomers MC Hammer. He was born in '62, he’s just some old has been.
But without us, they never would have learned that it’s OK to eat fish 'cause they don’t have any feelings. Nor that regardless of coercive incentives or conventional morality, expletive you Mr. De La Rocha, esq. won’t do what you tell him.

Hey, the WERE the “Greatest Generation”. When you look at how the media is trying to turn a sleazebag like Bill Clinton , into some sort of respected “elder statesman”, it makes me want to be sick. The bum shows up at the DNC, and wags his finger in our faces.
All the lipstick on a pig makes no difference.

Are there any known diseases whose primary symptom is an endless stream of non sequiturs?

ralph124c is truly our greatest degeneration.

The only reason people are pissed off at the baby boomers is because there are so many of them and they got politically engaged so early on that many of our policies are formed with them in mind.

You misspelled “Ronald Reagan”.

I blame the boomers for being so fucking generation-aware. Boomers thought they were the first to do everything, and they like to talk about themselves, and they compartmentalize people into this generation bullshit.

Fuck the boomers. I wish I was younger so I could get a few more years of peace after you die off, talking about yourselves the whole time.

Get a job.

People try to put us down, just because we get around. Why don’t you all fade away and not try to dig what we all say. I’m not trying to cause a big sensation, I’m just talking about my generation.