Tom Cruise’s latest flick, Edge of Tomorrow, recently grossed more than double its budget, having just passed Top Gun on the all-time list.
If he’d had no other starring roles from 1986 to 2014, that’d be kind of interesting. Thing is, he was top-billed in, like, twenty-three films during those years – every one of which grossed more than double its budget.
Has anyone else been a top-billed movie star that many times, over that long a span, headlining flicks that rake back in more than twice their budget each time?
Look at his contemporaries: Kevin Costner was profitable in Bull Durham and JFK and Dances With Wolves – but it wasn’t long before history was repeating itself as a farce, since he couldn’t break even playing baseball in For Love Of The Game, or going back to the JFK well with Thirteen Days, or heading back to the Old West in Wyatt Earp. He couldn’t break even with Swing Vote, either. Not to mention The Postman. Or…
…look, Costner’s not the point; Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, et cetera: they failed to break even that many times straight over that many years; and not Stallone, and not Schwarzenegger; and not Redford, and not Newman either; Clint Eastwood? No. John Wayne? Nope. Reasonable people can disagree over whether Sean Connery or Daniel Craig makes for a better James Bond, but this ain’t that.
George Clooney hit it big starring in Ocean’s 11, and then failed to break even with Solaris. So he came back for Ocean’s 12, and then failed to break even heading up The Good German. So he came back for Ocean’s 13, and then failed to break even in Leatherheads; movie star, yes; return on investment, no.
Heck, forget the white guys for a second: Denzel Washington fails to break even once in a while, and Will Smith likewise, and Samuel L. Jackson too, and Jamie Foxx, and Eddie Murphy, and – dang, this has the makings of a long list. Angelina Jolie is headlining a smash hit as we speak, but her Life Or Something Like It days ain’t that far behind her. Charlize Theron? No way. Julia Roberts? Nuh-uh. Meryl Streep? Sandra Bullock? Someone? Anyone?
Warren Beatty had his Ishtar. Bruce Willis had his Hudson Hawk. Tom Hanks had his Bonfire Of The Vanities. Daniel Day-Lewis? Nine. Liam Neeson? Gun Shy. Mike Myers? The Love Guru. Johnny Depp? Michael Douglas? Jim Carrey? Hugh Jackman? Woody Allen? Russell Crowe? Adam Sandler? How much time have you got?
(Best I can come up with is Jackie Chan, but not because his schtick didn’t get old; after The Tuxedo grossed a disappointing $104 million on a $60 million budget, and Shanghai Knights likewise stalled out at $88 million from $50 million, he failed to break even with The Medallion and Around The World In 80 Days. I just have a hard time figuring out how his earliest top-billed roles did, is all.)