Just bumping this because – well, it’s the end of 2016, and if I’d waited until now to start this thread, I could’ve more impressively titled it “Tom Cruise: Thirty Years, Dozens Of Starring Roles, Double Your Money Back.”
Because, see, TOP GUN was #1 at the box office a solid three decades before the latest JACK REACHER flick was #1 at the box office, and both of those – just like dozens of movies in between – promptly grossed more than double their budgets. And as far as I can tell, nobody else has ever pulled that off.
NEVER GO BACK is well above 2.5x – not spectacular, but consider everything else Hollywood put out this year that couldn’t double a budget: other sequels (the latest STAR TREK flick, the latest TMNT, the latest DIVERGENT, Ben Stiller as ZOOLANDER, Johnny Depp in an ALICE movie, Chris Hemsworth in HUNTSMAN); and remakes, like GHOSTBUSTERS and TARZAN and PETE’S DRAGON and THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN; plus original stuff, like GODS OF EGYPT and THE NICE GUYS and DEEPWATER HORIZON and CAFE SOCIETY and THE BFG and who-knows-what-else.
Oh, and NINE LIVES. Heh. I still can’t believe that was a real movie.
And that’s just stuff that broke even! Hollywood threw tons of money at failures that couldn’t even manage that – Tom Hanks in A HOLOGRAM FOR THE KING, Chris Pine in THE FINEST HOURS, Tom Hiddleston in I SAW THE LIGHT, Matthew McConaughey in FREE STATE OF JONES, Tina Fey in WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, whoever the heck was in BEN HUR, and et cetera: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES couldn’t break even, THE BROTHERS GRIMSBY couldn’t break even, RATCHET & CLANK couldn’t break even, KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES couldn’t break even – it’s been a bloodbath.
Warren Beatty wanted a triumphant return in RULES DON’T APPLY; no such luck.
But Tom Cruise? Thirty years, dozens of starring roles, double your money back.