Tongue Twister

One of my girl friends is able to tie the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue. Several people have said that “Oh you know what that means”
I DONT know what that means? Can anyone help me out?
Thanks

-Mith

Allegedly, it means you’re a good kisser. Is it true? That’s another question entirely.

In my area, it’s the sign of the devil.

To extrapolate, it’s always signified all-around good oral skills where I live, not just kissing.

Of course, the fella’s that get all “Ohhh, lookit what she can do, ya know what that means, heh heh heh” are the same type that can make anything a sexual reference. ‘I need to get my tires rotated.’ leads them to ‘I’d like to rotate her tires, alrighty!’ :rolleyes:

I’d extrapolate her, if you catch my drift. :cool:

I’ve never witnessed this feat of oral dexterity. What type of cherries is she using? And is she free Thursday? :stuck_out_tongue:

Let’s stop the euphemisms.

Facility with the tongue implies one can fellate well (and if the latinate clinical term is too high falutin’, then we’re talking about ‘giving head,’ ‘sucking cock,’ or ‘giving a blow job.’)

Being able to tie a cherry stem into a knot doesn’t seem like a good indication of fellating well anyway, since one needs to use teeth in tying that knot. And just in case one is that naive, let me point out teeth and fellatio don’t mix well.

Peace.

When I was in high school, it meant that she was a virgin. Apparently, when you lose your virginity, it affects your tongue. I never understood how that worked.

It sounds like the girl’s been sucking very small cocks. How else do you get that familiar with a cherry stalk?

Im gonna check with her and get back to ya :wink:

hahah thats what i thought too…but just wanted to make sure that my mind was in the gutter :smiley:

thanks guys :smiley:

-Mith

I was always told that it made one a good kisser. Makes a lot more sense.

BTW, if you want to pull off this little stunt and don’t have the labial dexterity, or simply don’t want to take the time to master it, it is childishly simple to fake.

Simply tie a stem with your fingers, slip it under your tongue, and then approach your audience. Pick up a second (untied) stem, show your marks that you’re putting it in your mouth, do some mouth gymnastics (don’t make it look too easy or take too little time), and pull out the tied stem. When no one’s looking, you can dispose of the untied stem.

Since you’re not a magician and don’t appear to be doing a “magic” trick, no one will suspect you of the substitution. Don’t bother trying to dispel non-existent suspicion by opening your mouth wide when putting the untied stem in or taking the tied one out.

Be careful, many girls have lost the cherry while practising this feat.

Making a knot in a cherry stem in your mouth is incredibly simple, try it some time. You’ll look a little funny as you sit there staring at nothing in particular while concentrating on your tongue and teeth, making funny little mouth movements like you are trying to wiggle non-existent whiskers.

Once you’ve got it down, wait for somebody to mention this in a bar, then grab a maraschino cherry from the bartender and wow 'em. Hopefully this will Really Impress That Special Someone and you can break out the cherry jokes to seal the deal.

That being said it don’t mean diddly for skill at oral sex, unless the recipient likes the feel of teeth on their privates and/or having sensitive bits tied into a knot :slight_smile: