What is so sexy about being able to tie a cherry stem with your tongue? Is this a coordination game or hereditary?
(I can’t roll my tongue)
I’m sure it’s the implication. My ex was very good at it (tying stems ). I’ve done it a couple of times just to see how hard it was. It ain’t that easy.
If one is able to tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue they have a certain flexible control over their tongue that is not shared by all. Certain sexual foreplays involve the tongue and the ability to demonstrate a mastery of control over one’s tongue is taken by some to indicate that one might be particulary adept at providing pleasure to one’s partner.
So, how’s it look, this early in the year? Ninth grade gonna be something you can handle?
Damn! I hate to post here but I have a serious observation. Both my ex’s could do that. I can’t.
Could it be a female dominated thingy?
My wife can do it. I think I’ll keep her. :D:D:D
I do it all the time. Really impresses people. The trick is to tie one up ahead of time and sneak it into your mouth with or before inserting an untied stem.
:rolleyes: You said you were 38, and you can’t figure this one out? I guess this isn’t too surprising since you had to ask this question, too.
“My wife can do it. I think I’ll keep her”
Wasn’t that essentially a line from one of the segments in Woody Allen’s “Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask?”
I don’t ask that in a mean-spirited way, just informationally.
It’s a neat party trick, and we girls like to see guys try their damnedest to do it–and catching our attention when he does. I personally find it far more interesting when a man can lick his eyebrows.
I’m always stepping on mine
O! the tongue. Nevermind.
I thought you meant shoelaces.
That one is priceless. I just thought I’d let you know that I BWAAAAAHAAAAED! right out loud.
Zette
How about these beauties?
Wet dreams
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40466
Multiple Orgasms
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40375
Then we’ve got cherry stem tying and “swallowing”. Buy a book already! “Sex for Dummies” comes to mind. Get a hobby, for Gods sake! There ARE sex You’re a mother of four boys and sexually ignorant? Come on…
Zette
Ooops! I meant to say “There ARE message boards specifically about sex. Try to find one”
So if the wife can do it does that mean she can tie your penis in a knot too?
I don’t know if that was a line from the movie, but a line from a 70’s Geritol commercial was “My wife. I think I’ll keep her.” which the Geritol company took a lot of heat for.
Just to add, I’m male and I can do it, without cheating, cooldude. My girlfriend is way prettier than I, and after seeing me do this trick, no one wonders why she stays with me anymore. Not that that’s the real reason or anything… er… nevermind.
Samclem, the “My wife can do it. I think I’ll keep her” line harks back to a tv commercial from the mid 60s or early 70s. It was for some household miracle product like laundry detergent or cleanser or hamburger helper. The “man of the house” is so impressed with his wife (after she’s used said product) that he beamed to tha camera, “My wife… I think I’ll keep her.”
The line became something of a rallying cry at the time because the then-stirring Women’s Lib movement took extreme offense at the implication that it was a man’s perogative to “own” his wife.
I was typing while Gilligan was posting. Damn you, little buddy.
I would like to learn how to do this trick and have no idea on how you start.
Are there certain steps involved? Do you clamp one end down with your teeth? Has anyone done one of those little micro-camera’s in one’s mouth when they are doing this stunt to show the rest of us how it is done?
I had a friend in high school who could tie cherry stems with her tounge, but I could never manage it myself. I could get the cherry stem looped around and the loose end centered in the loop, but darned if I could ever figure out how to get the end pulled through the loop.