Clever. Were you holding onto that joke for nine years, waiting for somebody to bump the thread?
It’s a pretty well worn joke actually.
Hey, don’t forget another line in the song: “Tony Danza in my hand.” 
Don’t forget to “Count the head lice on the highway…”
By the by, I know it looks like I bumped this thread, but I swear I didn’t. Someone must have kiboshed a post or two ahead of mine.
Tony Danza did audition for a porn, but he didn’t have the minimal acting abilities they sought.
the reason it is so believable is that people wanted him to be good in at least one thing.
Yeah, there was a spammer, quoted by astro, who I banned.
Given the sophisticated level of humor on display, though, it would be a shame to lock the thread.
That’s what she said!
:: rimshot ::
They were probably talking about the pool table scene in the Marilyn Chambers film Insatiable. David Morris never actually said “Who’s your daddy?” in that scene, but it pretty well defined the attitude. He was teasing her throughout the scene with “What would your daddy say if he came in here right now?”
So was it foreshadowing that Zombies were referred to in post #15?
So we can add Tony Danza to the list of mainstream actors who allegedly did porn: Chuck Connors, Sylvester Stallone, Donna Reed, Betty White. . .
Not to mention the rumor about Elton John which was also told, detail-for-detail, about Rod Stewart.
Sylvester Stallone did do a porno. It was softcore but it still counts.