Too early to Foster-ize Kelly?

Naw. It’s really all in jest. Sorry I didn’t put a winkie next to it. Most of the people I usually go at it with will recognize that I’m kidding.

No, really. I’m kidding. I swear.

Not my jabs at the moron on the website, that is, those were serious, but the jabs at the liberals, they were just me being me. I just couldn’t resist. :slight_smile:

hahahahahahah!

Lessee now, Foster left a suicide note saying, among a few other things: “Here, ruining people is considered sport” and “The WSJ editors lie without consequence”. Did Kelly do or say anything like that? Hmmm…

“WSJ” is Wall Street Journal, the primary source of what passes for thought by a certain well-known GD poster. They, at least as much as anyone, played the “sport” of ruining Foster.

Sorry about the ‘Ron Brown - Africa’ thing - for some reason I thought that he had died in Africa (I just glossed over that section of the snopes link, as I ‘thought’ I remembered it correctly).

Oh - and let’s not forget - EVERYONE who witnessed the truth about the Lincoln Assassination are now DEAD!

:wink:

This is intriguing:

The Sudden and Suspicious Deaths of 13 of the World’s Leading Microbiologists since 9-11:

  1. Nov. 12, 2001:
    Benito Que was said to have been beaten in a Miami parking lot and died later.
  2. Nov. 16, 2001:
    Don C. Wiley went missing. Was found Dec. 20. Investigators said he got dizzy on a Memphis bridge and fell to his death in a river.
  3. Nov. 21, 2001:
    Vladimir Pasechnik, former high-level Russian microbiologist who defected in 1989 to the U.K. apparently died from a stroke.
  4. Dec. 10, 2001:
    Robert M. Schwartz was stabbed to death in Leesberg, Va. Three Satanists have been arrested.
  5. Dec. 14, 2001:
    Nguyen Van Set died in an airlock filled with nitrogen in his lab in Geelong, Australia.
  6. Feb. 9, 2002:
    Victor Korshunov had his head bashed in near his home in Moscow.
  7. Feb. 14, 2002:
    Ian Langford was found partially naked and wedged under a chair in Norwich, England.
    1. Feb. 28, 2002:
      San Francisco resident Tanya Holzmayer was killed by a microbiologist colleague, Guyang Huang, who shot her as she took delivery of a pizza and then apparently shot himself.
  8. March 24, 2002:
    David Wynn-Williams died in a road accident near his home in Cambridge, England.
  9. March 25, 2002:
    Steven Mostow of the Colorado Health Sciences Centre, killed in a plane he was flying near Denver.
  10. June 24, 2003:
    Leland Rickman, Associate Clinical Professor of Medicine at the UCSD School of Medicine, died suddenly on June 24 while traveling and teaching medicine in Lesotho, Africa. Actual cause of death, apparently due to natural causes, is not known.
  11. July 18, 2003
    David Kelly, a British biological weapons expert, was said to have slashed his own wrists while walking near his home. Kelly was the Ministry of Defence’s chief scientific officer and senior adviser to the proliferation and arms control secretariat, and to the Foreign Office’s non-proliferation department. The senior adviser on biological weapons to the UN biological weapons inspections teams (Unscom) from 1994 to 1999, he was also, in the opinion of his peers, pre-eminent in his field, not only in this country, but in the world."

We have a certain tradition in this forum, Roger: Cite?

Yeah - I especially want to hear more about the partially naked guy found wedged under a chair on Valentine’s Day.

Hey Roger, how many microbiologists die in an average 2-year period? 13 strikes me as low, maybe someone is secretly protecting microbiologists.

ditto on details on the chair wedge dude.

Heck, Carnal. Back when I used to spend time in the lab, we had the toughest time finding sufficient seating. Seemed like every other chair had a half naked microbiologist wedged under it. Was especially a problem around Valentine’s Day, somewhat less so on Sweetheart’s Day.

Now to those without lab experience, that might seem excessive… :wink:

So Dinsdale the deaths of those microbiologists might be a good thing, so they don’t starve due to overcrowding.

What are you, a bunch of coincidence theorists?

Here is the cite for the first 11:

http://globeandmail.workopolis.com/servlet/News/fasttrack/20020504/UMURDN?section=Science

My favorite one is Schwartz, who apparently was killed by a band of Satanists, including his daughter. They stabbed him with a sword and carved an X in the back of his neck.

And what’s the deal with the pizza delivery murder-suicide? “I told you I can’t stand olives!”

My question may have been snidely put but it’s valid. The American Society for Microbiology has 42,000 members. I can’t be sure that number is all American and British people in the field. Supposing it is then what number of “suspicious” deaths do you think would be normal in a two year period? Especially when you have a list that includes motor accidents,stroke, and homicide all as “suspicious”.

I especially like the one on June 24, 2003 with “Actual cause of death, apparently due to natural causes, is not known.” I guess thirteen is a catchy number. :slight_smile:

How about the “freak accident” where the guy was run over while jogging. What is so freak about that?

I was trying to look up statistics on death rates in different professions but couldn’t find any. Maybe someone in the actuarial field can help us figure out what is a “normal” death rate.

Maybe he was run over by an escapee from a circus sideshow?

  1. He wasn’t found in his car, he was found on the grounds of Fort Marcy which is off of the GW-Parkway.

  2. I think that after spending upwards of $25,000,000 it can be said that while yes, Vince Foster may indeed have had some of the answers to the Whitewater matter, he certainly wasn’t the only one, so you can take off your tin-foil conspiracy hat.

  3. No less then 3 separate investigations concluded that Vince Foster committed suicide. He was not shot in in a townhouse being rented by Hillary Clinton and then taken to the park, which is something Rush Limbaugh has been trying to pass off as truth for over a decade. There is no apparently about it. He commited suicide. End of story. He and Hilary weren’t having an affair either, which is something else that El Blimpo tried to foist off as truth.

Frithrah, you may be thinking of the memo from the Secret Service which stated that the Park Police found Foster and his .38 cal in his car at Fort Marcy Park.

Bah! Secret Service, what do they know?

Umm, do you think that memo means anything? It’s the Secret Service relaying the initial info they got from the park police. I honestly don’t get your point.

(Also confusing, the body of the memo talks of the body being discovered the evening of 7/20/93 but the memo is dated 12:01pm of that date. What up with that? Have I discovered another link in the conspiracy?)

My point was to relay to Frithrah where he might have obtained his erroneous information. Who said anything about a conspiracy? But now that you mention it, the memo states that the Park Police found Foster in his car. So who moved him to his final resting place on the ground? And how did the Secret Service know this at 12:01 pm on 7/20/93, about 10 hours before body was found??? This proves it was a conspiracy. Or maybe somebody forgot to reset their date stamp.