I live in a 2-bedroom apartment with two closets: one of them a walk-in.
It’s just me and Susie the cat, but even after using the utility alcove which houses my washer and dryer and has a clothes rack suspended over them, I find I am running out of room!
I am going through my third inventory check in 6 months, and it doesn’t look good. There are just too many shirts, t-shirts, sweaters that have sentimental value to give or throw away, and at 54, if you tell me to pack 'em up and store 'em, you’re going to hurt me to the bone, because I’m likely to tell you that if I don’t see them, I’ll forget about them.
We’re talking one of a kind Hawaaian shirts, German Fussball jerseys, countless numbers of concert t-shirts, beautiful sweaters jeans in every waist size from 30 on up, my old fencing uniform and my flight suit from the Air Force days! Not to mention a couple of trench coats, jackets and suits. Some of those clothes will never go out of style, as far as I’m concerned.
Okay, I admit it: Some of that stuff has gotten too small for me to wear right now, but I know it’s just a matter of maybe a year or so and I’ll be able to fit into it again!
Then again, there’s that devil whispering in my ear, “Yeah, but isn’t it nice to know that if you stay blimp-sized, that you’ll have those clothes and won’t have to buy more?”
“Poor little rich boy” syndrome? Nope. I can remember as little as 5 years ago, when I had to wash almost every day and when I only had 2 pairs of jeans to my name. Maybe that’s it: I remember when I had very little, and so I want to hang on to those clothes and the ones I bought after, so they don’t “disappear”.
As I post this, I am in my second bedroom (my mini-music studio/computer room), and I can see one of my “ugly” Hawaaian shirts hanging in my open closet. It’s black with huge orange and red orchids, and it’s my favorite. No way is it leaving this house!
See my dilemma? Okay, just needed to vent, no answers needed. Back to culling the inventory…
“Old soft cotton gym shorts, got a few holes in the butt. Toss 'em?”
“No! Yeah they may be a bit holy, but they’re okay to wear here in the house, and where are ya gonna find soft cotton gym shorts cut at a 4 inch inseam??”
“Batman T-Shirt…”
“What, are you crazy? That thing is in pristine condition! Yeah, I know I can’t wear it right now, but I will! Besides, that’s the “Dark Knight” edition! It’s a collector’s item!”
“Straight Dope T-shirt…”
“I will wear that thing till it rots off my back!”
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